Neil deGrasse Tyson

The dopest astrophysicist to ever look up at the sky

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @ItsYungNeil]

"I took two bites, bitch!"
https://t.co/auIgLZIx8E

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @ItsYungNeil]

sup niggas

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @ItsYungNeil]

#FunFact Subrahmanyan Chandrasekhar look like his mom 🤮 Scrabble pieces on his birth certificate. #LeaveYourMan if you can't say his name.

[subrahmanyan chandra @subrahmanyanch1]

tyson took two bites

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @ItsYungNeil]

@TychoBr50286492 @clydet23

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @ItsYungNeil]

@clydet23 Patricia Edson Tombaugh: #LeaveYourMan

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @ItsYungNeil]

I don't just attract human females, but also females of other species, such as Muppets. #LeaveYourMan, he ain't got half my game.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @ItsYungNeil]

I'm just gonna leave this here: https://t.co/hRaq9RI8z8

[Yung Carolyn @LilShoe29]

@yaboi_nikkic Real talk… why you look like Lord Farquaad?

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @ItsYungNeil]

@lawofnewton1 What do you know about Pluto, Newton? It was discovered 203 years after you died. Stop fronting and tell your woman to #LeaveYourMan

[Yung Carolyn @LilShoe29]

@HeyImCarl2 She went and put that booty on that Gucci belt

[HeyImCarl🙈👋🏾 @HeyImCarl2]

i took Orion's belt to the pawn shop and used the money to buy a Gucci belt

[HeyImCarl🙈👋🏾 @HeyImCarl2]

the sun is far...

[Yung Carolyn @LilShoe29]

It's really hard to be in a relationship with someone when their telescope is smaller than yours 😔😔😔😔

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @ItsYungNeil]

When you tell me you're going to #LeaveYourMan, no strings attached. So you're telling me it's time to slide into those DMs?

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @ItsYungNeil]

I'm racin' through the cosmos at speeds unbeknownst to light. Who's your man again? Oh right, he drives an '03 Corolla. #LeaveYourMan

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @ItsYungNeil]

Forever waiting on you to #LeaveYourMan. Just do it already, Neil deGrasse Tyson is the obvious choice when choosing a mate. C'mon, girl.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @ItsYungNeil]

#TBT to when I schooled B.o.B. How can you possibly believe in a flat Earth? Again, to your girl and all your side pieces: #LeaveYourMan

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @ItsYungNeil]

Me when you #LeaveYourMan and I'm waiting up in the sky, lookin' fly, but you get with some fool that doesn't have a Ph.D. Are you serious?

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @ItsYungNeil]

Me when you refuse to #LeaveYourMan but end up regretting it. Neil deGrasse Tyson (read: me) will treat you right, baby.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @ItsYungNeil]

The only thing I love more than studying the galaxy is posing in front of pictures of it. #LeaveYourMan if he's not as fly as me