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[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

Trainers, we’re celebrating the Season of Alola and Stufful Community Day by awarding one lucky winner with a trip for two to Hawaii! 🏝️🥳

To enter, retweet this tweet and follow our Twitter account!

[Ryyx @Its_A_Killdeer]

Companies on Instagram will be like “we’re giving away a shirt worth $5! To enter, like, follow, tag 3 friends, comment with your social security number and mother’s maiden name, and sacrifice a goat to the Dark Lord”

[Ryyx @Its_A_Killdeer]

Maybe one day I’ll get a Hot Pocket that doesn’t spew melted cheese out the sides when its cooked

[Ryyx @Its_A_Killdeer]

There are few things in life better than finishing off a bag of chips by pouring the little pieces and crumbs straight into your mouth #itsthelittlethings #lifeisgood

[Ryyx @Its_A_Killdeer]

It’s weird to think that you’re far more likely to be killed doing something you’ve done thousands of times than you are by doing something you’ve never done before. So go skydiving or swim with sharks, but be careful crossing the street or eating #deepthoughts #mortality

[Ryyx @Its_A_Killdeer]

When I see someone walking around with no case on their phone

[Amazon Video Games @AMZNVideoGames]

Follow and RT for a chance to win one of three Nintendo New 3DS XL – Super NES Edition consoles. Includes download code for Super Mario Kart! - https://t.co/Rl8tLy55X3 - Ends 11:59pm PT 3/10/18. NoPurchNec. US only. 18+. See rules: https://t.co/ho17SHN4V0. We will DM the winner.

[ScanBC @ScanBC]

#Vancouver Police are responding to the area of Renfrew/Hastings for reports of a cougar in a tree. The reported animal was located and found to be a very large raccoon.

[Ryyx @Its_A_Killdeer]

I found out tonight that I’m ranked 6th in the world in Candy Crush, so that’s interesting lol

[ScanBC @ScanBC]

#AbbotsfordBC Police responding to a report from a male that he has seen two ghosts in his apartment. #Halloween

[ScanBC @ScanBC]

#Vancouver Police are responding to the area of Carrall and Cordova for reports of a person dressed as Batman who has committed an assault

[ScanBC @ScanBC]

#Vancouver Police are responding to a residence on E 39th Ave for a Mother and Son fighting over him taking a long shower.

[Ryyx @Its_A_Killdeer]

@TMobile @lyft Unless Lyft has boats or planes, 0 #Thankiversary #Lyft

[Ryyx @Its_A_Killdeer]

@TMobile @Chipotle How many avocados? 🥑X🌌 #Thankiversary #Chipotle

[Ryyx @Its_A_Killdeer]

@TMobile @StubHub Front row seats? Any concert is gonna be awesome from the front row! #Thankiversary #StubHub

[Ryyx @Its_A_Killdeer]

I entered a giveaway for a chance to win "Haier Brew Automatic Coffee Makers 4 Cup with Grin..." by Haier. https://t.co/HQQtIomoSp #giveaway

[Ryyx @Its_A_Killdeer]

Perk of being single: I can eat a tuna sandwich in bed and nobody will yell at me #perksofbeingsingle

[Ryyx @Its_A_Killdeer]

#NewYears is gonna feel like meeting a strange dog for the first time right after another dog just bit the shit out of your ass #bye2016

[Ryyx @Its_A_Killdeer]

I can't wait to get away from this shit-sack town & all the fake-ass ppl who don't give a fuck about anyone 'sides themselves. I'm done

[Ryyx @Its_A_Killdeer]

The best thing about watching #LoveActually is that, no matter how your life is going, there's a story in there that you can identify with