HelixProto

guitar and piano make me happy :)

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I aint the best at art but I enjoyed making this lil guy on a mini canvas

#art #painting #scared

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This hangover business isn’t all it’s cut out to be

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The pub. The pub it was. Karaoke was my game. Guinness YIPPEE!

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@imvexist if you need a sup, i play an alright morgana

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@monkeygotdadrip 2/2 there was definitely slight coercion on the part of Carson but with a relatively tiny following and 2 years age gap, this could be chalked up to just a shitty mistake. he has since raised money for charity, apologised privately and been to therapy. he doesn’t deserve the hate

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@monkeygotdadrip 1/2 i’m definitely very late to this but the facts are that Carson was 19 talking and sexually involved with a 17 year old girl over the internet. at the time this took place, Carson had 9k subscribers. this is hardly an amount that would be considered famous.

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@hanlewo_0 no you don’t

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immovable object vs unstoppable force. aka, my shit vs the toilet bowl

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is my life really just meant to be

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getting paid to use the toilet. living my best life

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just remembered something from childhood school trips. you can drown in a puddle. they told us that when we were walking down the street. random memory

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WeatherSpoons bathroom hours

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Give me torture. Cock and ball

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@handawggg FUCK YEH

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I don’t want a job but I need money. Why do I have to work? Should I just say fuck it and start my own onlyfans?

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Starting a new job. Who’d have thunk

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Avatar 2, a review: would’ve been better if Ewan McGregor starred in a main role

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#NewProfilePic

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Something in my ass… mhmmm 🫦 Robert Patterson

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@ninexiiiv Good thing I got myself dirty again, wasn’t it?

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Nothing compares to a soak in the rain. A soak it was.