Alice🧠🌻 🤙

Proudly the Phoebe Buffay of the group🦄

[Alice🧠🌻 🤙 @Its_An_Alice]

"Yes I know, I watch spongebob" #firstdates

[Can You Pet the Dog? @CanYouPetTheDog]

Dogs are confirmed to return in The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

people like steven crowder will see a fat person and tell them they should exercise and “get healthier” and then they do that and he mocks them for being a fat person exercising. you have no idea what “health” is you just hate seeing fat people exist

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

He deserved the career Basil Brush has

[trash jones @jzux]

your late 20s are funny because your friends are either having an identity crisis or a wedding. some are having both

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

🤣🤣

[kk *is still awake* @kmkrout]

Don’t know what you’re all talking about with a Brendan Fraser “comeback”. We’ve all been watching The Mummy twice a year since 99. The king never left.

[Alice🧠🌻 🤙 @Its_An_Alice]

@_wildflxwr YEEEEEEES❤️

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

corgopractor

[Halle Berry @halleberry]

💔

[Mabintou @mabintou]

I hate how poverty is seen as personal failure rather than a societal one.

[Alice🧠🌻 🤙 @Its_An_Alice]

@EllieBav I also have a book insta 'booksandfreshlybrewedtea' ☺️

[Alice🧠🌻 🤙 @Its_An_Alice]

@EllieBav Oh can I be on please ❤️❤️❤️

[Beat @beatED]

We’re extremely disappointed that the government is making calories on menus mandatory in England from 6 April.

We know it causes anxiety for people affected by eating disorders.
We know it can increase fixations on restricting calories for anyone with anorexia or bulimia. 🧵

[Bridget @_briidgetk]

Was anyone going to tell me that Cole Sprouse not only majored in archaeology but also found a mask of Dionysus in Bulgaria during a dig or was I just supposed to find that out myself

[Flora 🏺 @flaroh]

Some lovely ancient ladies from the past 12 months 💃🌿✨ #InternationalWomensDay

[Anna Moshak @AizelKonArt]

🇺🇦This thread is for an English-speaking audience about what you can do to help Ukraine and what you SHOULD NEVER do. 🇺🇦
⬇️

[Alice🧠🌻 🤙 @Its_An_Alice]

Covid is over guys! People with compromised immune systems better die quietly 😡

[Alice🧠🌻 🤙 @Its_An_Alice]

When I move if I don't live by a cute cafe that does dirty chai latte. I DONT WANT IT! 🙅

[Jesse Cox @JesseCox]

Tell me you’ve never been up close to a woman, without telling me you’ve never been up close to a woman…

This dude will go first: