Jawasio

Structures wizard | Civil Engineer |God Fearing| Thinker |HUMANiterian| #MUFC

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[Lindah Oguttu aka Mtu ya mjengo @lindahoguttu]

This statement will haunt Onesmus for a very, very, veeeery long time to come.

[Chepsi @chepsi_]

Valley Road itakua ni sherehe. Unavaa slippers zako za Umoja rubber, unaslide moja kwa moja. Hiyo ukuta ya hapo Integrity Center ndio itakusimamisha ikishachukua front teeth kama tax. Unaamka ukisema, "Thithi ndio Thifuna."

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Court bars Kenya Power from cutting electricity to hospitals, fire stations and other essential county facilities

The High Court has barred Kenya Power from disconnecting electricity to essential county government facilities over unpaid bills without first following intergovernmental dispute resolution procedures.

[Dr. John Njenga Karugia PhD. @johnnjenga]

¹As they passed through Yemen, they arrived at a place called Al Sulbisha. Babu beseeched Sifuna saying, "let us pray briefly before we proceed, you know I sinneth and you too". ²In Hebrew Babu: 'Nyasaye uku ni vumbi lakini shuka na usitumane ututangulie tusikule sida." Sifuna: "riswa! sandi Yesu utatenda khandi amen." ³As they prayed to Nyasaye at the feet of Jesus, things changed. ³Miles away, the dreaded Elpolis arrived and instead of shooting at motorcades as expected by Lindaleans, they shot teargas cannisters at Goonistines chasing the Goonistines away. ⁴A Goonistine cried. ⁶Another Goonistine who saw the things that transpired requested for a Alpikpik taxi and tearfully asked to be rushed home, saying in Hebrew "nikimbise nyumban polis leo wameokoka nasangaa sana sembuse". ⁷And so news swept across the land, that Lindaleans had crossed Yemen's notorius Homagaza dessert and were aproaching Homabay. ⁸A Lindalean vehicle stopped briefly and collected a hurt elite guard of the Elpolis whom they moved to a place of help. For Lindaleans were kind-hearted wantamist political people. ⁹And so it came to pass, that prophet Orengo's prophecy was fullfilled. Lindaleans indeed arrived in Homabay. ¹⁰ A logistics company known as 'Kafirwa El Mkund and Sons' owned by a local tribal chief that had supplied Wanganjanized stones and sodas was thus defeated. ¹¹ For it is written "He will sermon his angels concerning you, to guard you in all your ways". ¹² And so Lindaleans thronged the city of Homabay and made merry as they wantammed each other with high fives for year five, a harvest year. Babu and Sifuna thus baptized many tutamists who became wantamist Lindaleans. ¹³The memes that emerged on that day had never been witnessed across the land. ¹⁴For that famous season of memes had arrived with a thud and even angels did not know whether to first go where the Lord had sent them or to first scroll through the memes as they laughed. ¹⁵As Lindaleans crossed Homagaza dessert routes back to their roots, Lindaleans debated whether marginalisation or funds embezzlement had resulted in the Yemeni dust that covered their Yemenized faces. ¹⁶As Babu and Sifuna were leaving Homagaza dessert, they arrived at a place baptized Jerusalema and a sad limping Goonistine saw them. He sat down and cried out loudly to them saying in Hebrew "Wajameni nimeona hiyo Mungu yenu kitu amefanyia nyinyi wajameni niachieni kakitu yaani kamchele Nyasaye yaani siamini." ¹⁷Sifuna then spoke as both he and Babu laid their hands on the Goonistine saying "silver and gold I do not have, but what I do have I give you, in the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth stand up and walk". Babu reached out to his pocket and transfigured the man. ¹⁸The man stood, his limping disappeared, and he has since been heard shouting wantam across the villages of Homabay. ¹⁹ Babu, Sifuna, prophet Orengo and all Lindaleans left without goodbyes for they shall return despite Kafirwa Al Mkund and Sons. ²⁰The spirit of Jakom, Baba, was amongst Lindaleans. ⚖️

[The ODM Party @TheODMparty]

Secy Gen. ⁦@edwinsifuna⁩, a nephew of the late Lawrence Sifuna said he will walk in the footsteps of his Uncle and that he will continue speaking truth to power and stand with the people like Snr. Sifuna did.

[Ezra @EZRAwaCHELSKI]

Lakini Ruto mnyama bro. Huwa nashangaa mna support kwa nini. Look at this? Raila's birthday cake was teargassed.

[Alinur Mohamed @AlinurMohamed_]

Homa Bay Town MP Peter Kaluma asking thugs to raid hotels in Homa Bay and attack guests sympathetic to Linda Mwananchi, the way people were removed from houses and hotels and slaughtered during the Rwandan genocide.

[Jawasio @Its_Bilton]

@Josh001J Anybody can build roads, markets and hospitals-it’s their job. Even dictators do that. And history shown this.A leader must also uphold the rule of law, respect human rights, protect democratic institutions and remain accountable to the people.

[Jawasio @Its_Bilton]

@GlitteringAnge Si kuna material 😄

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

You idiots

[Abuga Makori EGH, MBE @abuga_makori]

Former Arsenal midfielder @MatteoGuendouzi is a Kenyan. His father, Hamisi from coastal Kenya has explained circumstances that led to his detachment from the family. He wants to reconnect with his son!

[Jawasio @Its_Bilton]

@proinexcel 190

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Brahim Díaz wants to stay at Real Madrid and fight for his place under José Mourinho.

Luciano Spalletti would love to have him at Juventus but Brahim is focused on Real Madrid unless club position changes.

🎥🇮🇹 https://t.co/QhrREYgBVz

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🏅 OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes wins Premier League Player of the Season Award.

8 goals, 20 assists. 🇵🇹

[The Rubber Chicken🇨🇦 @Gunblaze1969]

This is madness

[jacob juma @kabetes]

The biggest luggage in Raila's quest for presidency is Oburu Odinga. He advises Raila wrongly and is a liability to him and the party.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Loud. Clear.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Long live the King.

[Modern Dad @ModernxDad]

This one thing that drains a man faster than anything in a relationship..

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

THE PREMIER LEAGUE HAVE TAKEN THAT GOAL OFF FLORIAN WIRTZ AND REGISTERED IT AS AN SUNDERLAND OWN GOAL 😂😂😂

BACK TO 0016 😂😂😂