My old exterminator — when I had a rat issue in an apartment — was enamored with rats. “Beautiful creatures” he says. “Smarter than both of us combined” as he lays his traps.
He’s a feeble guy, doesn’t really seem like the exterminator type. He likes showtimes and broadway.
But god damn can this man kill vermin. He can find and kill them instantly. Doing rat genocide you couldn’t comprehend.
I work at a bank and this elderly woman comes in every Tuesday to deposit exactly $20 into her savings account. Sweet lady, always brings cookies. Today she hands me the deposit slip and it says $4,340. I'm like "Mrs. Chen is this right?" and she goes "Oh yes dear, I won the lottery!" Turns out she won $50,000 on a scratcher. I'm congratulating her, asking what she's gonna do, and she says "Well, I'm giving $20,000 to each of my children, and the rest I'm using to hire a man to dig up my ex-husband's grave and move it six feet to the left." Dead silence. She sees my face and goes "What? I bought the family plot. It's MY section. He was sleeping too close to where I'm gonna be." Then she took a cookie from her purse, handed it to me, and shuffled out. My coworker and I just stared at each other.
Not enough people are talking about flock. In the last month ive talked about it to people who had no idea it existed. The media is working so hard to make sure we dont even know what it is. We need to talk about it!!!
Now this? THIS? This is the song of (my) summer. Fuck all that Spend Dat shit. When I think, "song of the summer", I think lighthearted, upbeat and, most importantly, DANCEABLE. Spend Dat is none of those things. Thank goodness Baby Chief Do It gave us Ghetto Love Story 💕
👤JADAKISS👤
👤STOVE GOD COOKS👤
👤FAT JOE👤
💿AROMA💿
◻️NEW SONG◻️
🚨PREMIERED ON JOE AND JADA’S PODCAST🚨
“I’ve been obliterating rappers for years, is this about a verse or is this about a career”
-Jadakiss sending shots at 38 Spesh 👀👀 ??
Fabolous shows off a pair of the new special-edition Roc-A-Fella Nike Air Force 1 Low “Reasonable Doubt” 30th Anniversary sneakers sent to him by Jay-Z, which also came in a Nike shoebox signed by Jay-Z himself.
(🎥 MyFabolousLife/IG)
apple hit with multiple lawsuits ALLEGEDLY for forcing customers to buy additional cloud storage.
Lord, it’s my time to get paid because that $9.99/month has been a scam.
Popular distribution company “DistroKid” for independent artists reportedly sold for around $2 Billion to a private equity firm
Over 4 million independent artists are using DistroKid
THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN SAYING!!!!
WHY DO Y’ALL LET FAST FOOD PLAY YOU LIKE THIS?
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