Chris Slate

Someone’s gonna get mad at my tweet, look at my profile hoping to learn more about me, and this is all they’ll get. Sucks to suck.

[Chris Slate @Its_ChrisSlate]

I don’t use this dumbass app anymore once it got sold to a con artist. But I had to look something up, so while I’m here, I just want to remind everyone that @elonmusk is a pedophile and a whole ass bitch.

[Chris Slate @Its_ChrisSlate]

@jackunheard Yes it is. Stop lying to yourself. He has admitted that he like the same kind of girls as Epstein, and has been on his jet several times, and to many of his parties. Photos don’t lie. Just because you found a clip of him walking next to a little boy doesn’t mean he’s not a rapist

[Chris Slate @Its_ChrisSlate]

@StephenM This is a joke right? Stephen Miller, an author of Project 2025, and an influential voice behind the ACTUAL insurrection attempt in 2020, telling us protesting racist policy is an insurrection. Bro fuck you and your whole cult you bald headed bitch.

[Chris Slate @Its_ChrisSlate]

@grahamallen Who is this true for?

[Chris Slate @Its_ChrisSlate]

@WesleyHuntTX This whole post is so cringe.

[Chris Slate @Its_ChrisSlate]

@LauraLoomer Absolutely. Because elites on both sides of the aisle are in those files. And if Biden released conservative names, they would release democratic names.

[Chris Slate @Its_ChrisSlate]

@AfricanHub_ @SpeakerJohnson Neither. Obviously.

[Chris Slate @Its_ChrisSlate]

@WhiteHouse Weird. I get the same image when I google “certified b****”.

[Chris Slate @Its_ChrisSlate]

@realDonaldTrump Be all the way like Hitler. Go to the bunker next…

[Chris Slate @Its_ChrisSlate]

@elonmusk One is very clearly an open handed waving gesture. The other, not so much. Don’t be a Nazi, and you won’t be a called a Nazi. Now report back to work like a good boy. We aren’t buying back into your stocks.

[Chris Slate @Its_ChrisSlate]

@ConnorNoonanCBB Don’t trust a single unvetted source on Twitter. Especially when that single unvetted source only has one post (this one), and the account was started last month.

[Chris Slate @Its_ChrisSlate]

@realDonaldTrump Ending legal immigration increases illegal immigration. I don’t get why that’s hard to understand.

[Chris Slate @Its_ChrisSlate]

@aamuband Yall look so dumb playing during our intros just to get smoked and miss field goals.

[Chris Slate @Its_ChrisSlate]

@grahamallen @elonmusk Spend the other half on therapy.

[Chris Slate @Its_ChrisSlate]

@krassenstein No ones cheering on “an old man getting hurt”. But are you gonna get upset if Hitler stubs his toe? Because I see some similarities here.

[Chris Slate @Its_ChrisSlate]

@LbObieone @grahamallen The irony in that tweet is astonishing. We get it, you like one specific pedophile. Weird af.

[Chris Slate @Its_ChrisSlate]

@grahamallen Even the girls face is like “uuuuhhhmmmm, I was hoping for paw patrol, but okay I guess”

[Chris Slate @Its_ChrisSlate]

@grahamallen But legit, looking at the woman in a quarter poncho, she looks like the type who just wanted to say she had her daughters birthday at an “LGBT Club” for her cooking blog. That dance screams “I’m uncomfortable, but it’s for the views”.

[Chris Slate @Its_ChrisSlate]

@grahamallen Solution : These types of performances aren’t allowed for children, and adult themed restaurants that allow kids must have a kid friendly server on staff at all reasonable hours, and children not permitted outside of those hours. Boom. World peace.