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@MicahhParsons11 Play during the Bears game you bum.

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@BedBathBeyond I purchased a scale from your store yesterday that seems to be completely defective. Please help.

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@BigTsNephew @Morsteadsboot Lakewood landing burger. You know fucking ball.

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@ZAKREWwhatitdo Ikr.

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@ZAKREWwhatitdo You know it has the aloe.

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Yo @instagram what are my targeted ads

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@SquidLord__ 😏

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Asking my uber to turn around because I forgot my Labubu at Buffalo Wild Wings

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@ZAKREWwhatitdo

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@ZAKREWwhatitdo Ik.

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Dudes be like my Venmo doesn’t work can I fartcoin you?

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Sunny and 70s on this Saturday in Dallas, Texas

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@mcuban @analleline @GrantAfseth @DALHoopsJournal Yep, Mark. People there were booing one individual fan and definitely not the braindead GM/organization that traded the 25 year old, in his prime, face of the franchise for a washed up injury prone 31 year old. Your situational awareness is about as good as your politics.

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@SquidLord__ Bros face card and discover card really never declining

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@evanvonscales Bro at the gym talking about Big Sean. They had to cut the music

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In an argument right now, please help me settle this. Who had this best verse on this song?

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@plattserup Imagine rocking this while watching the Chick Fil A streaming service…. I just got chills.

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@JACK_CITY_ My fucking guyyyy 🤣 Are you gonna throw in a zyn after??? The left hates those 😂😂