Joe Famine

One of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, guaranteed to leave you hungry for more!

[Joe Famine @Its_Famine]

I am one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse and the only one left! Me and my friends and a bunch of sins had some fun a long time ago. No time like nowadays to have a new adventure.

[Joe Famine @Its_Famine]

@Eve6 It's the end times

[Joe Famine @Its_Famine]

@Eve6 Here's to the nights we all went to bluesky, or whatever your other song said

[Joe Famine @Its_Famine]

@Sarshall_Mcott Logging into my alt to get 600 more tweets

[Joe Famine @Its_Famine]

@Eve6 But what if we don't want to touch grass? They can't make me

[Joe Famine @Its_Famine]

@Eve6 Please post on bluesky, this place is sinking

[Joe Famine @Its_Famine]

Radiohead being fans of eve6 is a true sign of the end times. I need to gather my substitute horsemen

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@Marshall__Scott https://t.co/tCNhOXVvo8

[Joe Famine @Its_Famine]

As an immortal horseman, I like keeping up with stuff. I've decided to get into @eve6. So far their best songs are:
3) The one about being lonely at 3 am
2) The one about the brain in a food processor
1) And of course, their biggest hit, This Tweet Has Been Deleted

[Joe Famine @Its_Famine]

As an immortal horseman, I like keeping up with stuff. I've decided to get into @eve6. So far their best songs are:
3) The one about being lonely at 3 am
2) The one about the brain in a food processor
1) And of course, their biggest hit, This Tweet Has Been Deleted

[Joe Famine @Its_Famine]

@cooterhog And cheese and sour cream

[Joe Famine @Its_Famine]

@Marshall__Scott *steals all the hashbrowns*

[Joe Famine @Its_Famine]

@butt_genius @hoeingforsoup Great, let me consult my rule book and let you know what you need to do. Oh wait, that's right. I never got around to making one. https://t.co/yeJUnzuV0y

[Joe Famine @Its_Famine]

Joe's Rules. I'll reveal them when I'm done eating.

[Joe Famine @Its_Famine]

Whose bacon should I steal today?

[Joe Famine @Its_Famine]

@Sarshall_Mcott @Marshall__Scott @theoldsparrow1 Did you get him with celery by any chance? Celery is the enemy and must be chopped!

[Joe Famine @Its_Famine]

@butt_genius @HollyBNoir @hoeingforsoup 11 bacons? Sounds like a party

[Joe Famine @Its_Famine]

@butt_genius @hoeingforsoup Because then I don't get all of it. Unless you work with me. I'm always looking for new associate horsepeople

[Joe Famine @Its_Famine]

@hoeingforsoup That's fair. Plenty of other people to steal it from

[Joe Famine @Its_Famine]

It was supposed to be the REAL apocalypse! Not the twitter one!

[Joe Famine @Its_Famine]

I am not a parody. I am 100% real