jess ☼

life really do be a high way

[jess ☼ @Its_JessQ]

i was at the liquor store, yaknow casually browsing the $9 wines, when someone taps on my shoulder. i turn around, ITS MY DAD.

does this family have a drinking problem?? u decide!!!!

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

POV: u sent ur mom a funny tiktok

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

The fear of looking stupid needs to actually hold me back a little more

[jess ☼ @Its_JessQ]

im pretty sure the song sedona by houndmouth is the new mr bright side for college kids

[jess ☼ @Its_JessQ]

huberdeau will u marry me??? #timetohunt

[jess ☼ @Its_JessQ]

how did #loveisblind2 manage to cast only toxic insecure girls???? (minus deepti, shes a 👑)

[jess ☼ @Its_JessQ]

whats your favorite word in the english language and why is it jumbotron

[jess ☼ @Its_JessQ]

i think my toxic trait is saying “not to be an asshole but…” followed by the bitchiest comment to come out of my mouth

[jess ☼ @Its_JessQ]

@stonereff_ i needed to hear this. thank u.

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Me fully drunk from yesterday trying to order at brunch

[jess ☼ @Its_JessQ]

sometimes i really wish i was a homebody

[jess ☼ @Its_JessQ]

@Tnaps37

[jess ☼ @Its_JessQ]

all im bringing to the friendsgiving is fresh baked good vibes

[jess ☼ @Its_JessQ]

kk im ready to be obsessed with someone new for a few months

[jess ☼ @Its_JessQ]

@AdobePremiereCC u r ruining my life

[jess ☼ @Its_JessQ]

@thebandcamino absolutely cannnot stop jamming to i think i like you. that cowbell really gets me goin

[jess ☼ @Its_JessQ]

can we all agree that saying “______ please sponsor me” is not funny

[jess ☼ @Its_JessQ]

im single AF and im already stressed about my wedding day

[jess ☼ @Its_JessQ]

really wish my ex didnt take the switch in the breakup, i doubt hes checking on my villagers and pulling the weeds on my island 😞

[jess ☼ @Its_JessQ]

this is a good tweet right here

[jess ☼ @Its_JessQ]

girls dont like boys girls like trucks and honk