ShaggYe⛷

“You’re probably the youngest person I’ve dealt with get their identity stolen” my tax guy

[ShaggYe⛷ @Its_Kinney]

Bulking to 250 this year to defeat all enemies I encounter

[Fitz @FitzGSN_]

Jalen Brunson

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

This is actually Toledo, Ohio

[kim ᯽ @therealkimj]

after 25 it’s all a blur

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

JUST IN: Eternal White Boy Summer has officially been confirmed.

[gem @gemahtreeuhh]

the grass crest shield deadass invited to my wedding

[Marco “Chark” Rubio @Charkyblonde10]

Murphy’s Irish Pub, Wisconsin

[USFBULLS69 @usfbulls69]

Update: my night is over.

Sorry to those I’ve let down

[Adam @adamg1224]

Come to Ohio and try to pronounce these towns correctly

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

They aren’t ready for when people find an exploit in the physics engine and start clipping through the walls

[Culter Dei Snapdragon @_cream_gravy]

The strongest natural predator of the elderly is now learning to hunt on its own

[Landon - KRNG Apollo @ApollosMission]

Seeing this for the first time in 15+ years actually did psychological damage to me, we’re getting so old man..

[calaboca.co @bisualvoy]

meu twitter tá tão do avesso q eu recebi essa noticia do MEU PAÍS através do portal da BBC Japan

[user @Hi9638021575916]

This is easily the best feature this website has ever added

[cash4turtles(Waifudev)🌸☢️ @WaifuverseAI]

Every home in America has an American lungfish. I have several.

[Stanzo @ncostanzo24]

The kids of Boston are fucking starved

[🦇 @cartisburner__]

this is a completely reasonable reaction btw