Matt

Big fuckin nerd. Member of animal COOKIES YouTube channel (Proudly boasting 43 1/2 subscribers *thanks Jake*)

[Matt @Its_Mottzi_Now]

@nivy_arts @AdellaAymia Looks great!

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@aevanko WoLsome

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Thanks Castle Super Beast for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 18,207 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/CMSvRMsn2F

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If you have cats at home and go to a cat café, isn't that like having a wife and going to a strip club?

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@karenhincher Yours doesn't?

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@karenhincher Before that was def, "stop doing that it's gross"

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@karenhincher I dig the "eeww what the fuck is wrong with you?" take but I also really enjoy the dark historical fact that they started saying bless you during the black plague because sneezing meant you were prolly gonna die.

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@ItsBootlegDylan @BurgerKing They don't charge you for lettuce, tomato, onion or the condiments why is cheese special?

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@ItsBootlegDylan 60¢ for a slice of cheese is theft @BurgerKing

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@karenhincher I love the post-pee jingles.

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Being a menace and tweeting at my favorite YouTubers to do dumb things. @jakepaul Eat whole egg you twat.

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@YogscastLewis Make Simon do a slip and slide in oil. It's not a sex thing... I swear.

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@SimonHoneydew when you gonna start taking spicier pics?

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Hey @supermega y'all ever hear Markiplier have sex? Also, did you like it?

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@momma__bless1 @DastardlyDgo Get outta here bot, this Twitter is only for Derek's fat milkers not yours.

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@DastardlyDgo Venmo? Cash app? PayPal?

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@DastardlyDgo It's a secret code, you have to hit retweet 5 times.

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@animal__COOKIES @DastardlyDgo @ItsBootlegDylan Shame

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We're coming back with a new series.

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@animal__COOKIES Just don't hate on me for my voice acting, I already know I suck.