Paul Pride

I'm the best. At EVERYTHING. Let me tell you about all the times I won...

[Paul Pride @Its_Pride]

What? I'm an egomaniac, not a creative genius. It's still better than HIS golf course, as it has NINETEEN holes. YEAH! #Pride2016

[Paul Pride @Its_Pride]

Let's see... I got my tower (Pride Paddock - classy, eh?), I got my trophy wife... (see my avatar), I got my golf course, Pride Paddock...

[Paul Pride @Its_Pride]

Looks like someone has been trying to take my place again. That DOES IT. Paul Pride is back. And I'm gunning for you, Trump. #Pride2016

[Paul Pride @Its_Pride]

Reading a dictionary! #thingspaulprideisbetterthantrumpat

[Paul Pride @Its_Pride]

Self-proclaimed smartest man in the country there America. Oh yes.

[Paul Pride @Its_Pride]

Because it's been in use for CENTURIES, you moron.

[Paul Pride @Its_Pride]

Plus they break really easily so people have to buy more. #thingspaulprideisbestat: being a businessman!

[Paul Pride @Its_Pride]

They're made FROM china, not in China, because unlike Donny, I'm not in need of cheap labour to save a dime or two.

[Paul Pride @Its_Pride]

Busy day here at Pride Towers. I'm making my own set of ties. They all have my face on because what could be better?

[Paul Pride @Its_Pride]

Oh they laugh at that thing on your head Donnie. When I'm President? No animals will be forced to sleep on human heads! #Pride2016

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

"@SScottlilly80: @realDonaldTrump Run for president we need someone to stand up china and Russia. They laugh at us now." They do laugh!

[Paul Pride @Its_Pride]

Now say that in Spanish, like he did, genius. "@realDonaldTrump: “Action is the foundational key to all success.” - Pablo Picasso"

[Paul Pride @Its_Pride]

Wonderful! Magical! Exceptional! THESE ARE WORDS TOO. MT realDonaldTrump reading The Art of the Deal again. Excellent revisit" Great!"

[Paul Pride @Its_Pride]

NO WAIT. I'll ban him from everywhere except China. He LOVES that place.

[Paul Pride @Its_Pride]

If I'm elected my first executive order would be to ban Trump from the ENTIRE GALAXY. Except Venus. #Pride2016

[Paul Pride @Its_Pride]

Future president?? Oh hell NO. That's it. I'm announcing my campaign for 2016. Hear THAT, DONALD?? #Pride2016

[Paul Pride @Its_Pride]

I'm disappointed in how easy it is to be better than Trump. I mean, I'M better than ANYONE, but I at least want a challenge!!

[Paul Pride @Its_Pride]

SURE THING DONNY. "@realDonaldTrump: "@newnonny: @realDonaldTrump um... How the hell do YOU know???" Because I'm very smart, dummy!"

[Paul Pride @Its_Pride]

@FrozenGlitter My temperature is still better. It's always COOOOOOL when Paul Pride is in the house.

[Paul Pride @Its_Pride]

Oh YEAH, Donnie? I'm hard at work on PRIDE PARK! Just wait til you see the greenness of my grass, you ass!