KUKAYA🇲🇼

Bio?
That's for the Weak.

[KUKAYA🇲🇼 @Its_Sh3llah]

When she pays the bill💔😂

[Giannis Antetokounmpo @Giannis_An34]

Empty your mind, be formless 🤎

[James Billy @kamwendo_]

Getting the cheapest thing on the menu because someone else is paying for it>>>>

[R.A.S @evanzmuzikmw]

When driving around MAGU or University of Lilongwe umachita kuonetsetsa watseka mawindo onse kuopa angakuponyelemo ka degree kawo kaja.

[Iamroyalty @shorafx]

I once dated a girl who never spoke chichewa not even once when we were together, mind you she grew up konkuno, never once left this country. I went along with it cause she had nice boobs, but speaking English always amalawi tokhatokha was a bit much, but the boobs tho

[A N D R E W S 👑🇲🇼 @AlipoAndrewsII]

“Kodi babe, ndikakumaliza izizi ndikhoza kukamwa Gin eti?”

[Jerome Chisikwa @JeromeChisikwa]

8 days before the FIFA World Cup.

Let me repeat that I will be supporting:
1. All African countries.
2. Argentina and Leo Messi.
3. Spain and Lamine Yamal.
4. All of Portugal’s opponents.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Momwemo Basi💀 @kaymartin_iv]

Again....Fitting room ya mu DAPP mpaka kuvula kukhala maliseche?? Why??

[Dr. DrinkWaterNotCum🔞 @legend_ispa]

Women lowkey tell us everyday that they're sex workers, but we don't listen.

[KUKAYA🇲🇼 @Its_Sh3llah]

@prismjamal You shot yourself in the foot.

[KUKAYA🇲🇼 @Its_Sh3llah]

Nudes will follow you to the grave. They leak?. The internet will never forget.

[Paul Pogba @paulpogba]

Eid Mubarak 🌙✨

May your home be filled with peace, joy, and endless blessings today. After a month of devotion and reflection, may Allah accept your worship and shower you with His mercy.

Taqabbal Allahu minna wa minkum 🙏🏾

[Merchah 🖤 @Merchah_]

Gratitude is a must as Usual 🙏🏾

[Tashh🖤 @TKafulo]

Staying alone? I haven’t said anything today since I woke up 😭 not even on a phone call 😭😭

[Vanessa @Vanessa11462686]

" No married man should tell another woman he loves her unless he is willing to leave his wife"

- Mario Puzo in ' Fools die'

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

I’m so ready😂😂😂

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Não faz sentido. Ainda agora estávamos juntos na Seleção, ainda agora tinhas casado. À tua familia, à tua mulher e aos teus filhos, envio os meus sentimentos e desejo-lhes toda a força do mundo. Sei que estarás sempre com eles. Descansem em Paz, Diogo e André. Vamos todos sentir a vossa falta.

[Sadio Mané @SMane_Officiel]

💔😞💔

[Brodaboy🥷🇬🇭❤️ @Brodaboy24]

"The movies is x-rated parents supervision is advised"

Orphans:

[Abambo Malawi kmaso Abambo yellow colour @Abambo265]

Mwina amaphika mafuta nde waduliramo nyama

[ItsYoBoyIsco23 @ItsYoBoyIsco23]

Chilungamo ichi??
Ngati ndiwamenye makofitu