aII2i

and the night shall be filled with music

[Jay🇬🇾 @S7HMIDT_]

3 types of humans here,

one filming, one helping the seagull escape and one trying to take the sandwich off it 🤣

[aII2i @Its_Silent_]

thank you Paul for the candid review of ames mongolian grill

[aII2i @Its_Silent_]

@nosrac26 @madi_tow if you can find a better match I’m open to suggestions

[Jake Bouma @jakebouma]

Who plays your parents in your biopic? https://t.co/qrLlIYLbul

[aII2i @Its_Silent_]

@in_an_airport Me yesterday

[aII2i @Its_Silent_]

I am not prepared to put my sweaters away

[Heinz US @HeinzTweets]

After a wonderful think session with my friends at @oceansprayinc, we’ve decided to join forces for a flavorful concoction that might add a touch of magic to your meal.

What do you say, dear friends? 250,000 ‘Indeed’ votes will make “CRAVY” a reality!

[aII2i @Its_Silent_]

*watching in disbelief as high schoolers do the same activities that I did*

Wow that’s crazy! I’m so impressed! How are they doing that?

[aII2i @Its_Silent_]

@ryantow dad what is going on here? I’ve never heard you talk about Drake except to give directions

[aII2i @Its_Silent_]

something tells me he won’t have to worry about that

[aII2i @Its_Silent_]

“How’s the job hunt going?”

Pretty good! I’ve become increasingly desperate for attention from strangers at the grocery store.

[aII2i @Its_Silent_]

Bonus points if its a bowl of soup or cereal.

(ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ʏᴏᴜ sᴛɪɴᴋʏ ᴄʀᴜsᴀᴅᴇʀs)

[aII2i @Its_Silent_]

I love when you’re eating at someone’s house and their bowls are just a completely different shape/width/depth than your bowls at home

[aII2i @Its_Silent_]

Like what a fun change of pace! Especially when you’re holding the bowl instead of eating at a table.

[aII2i @Its_Silent_]

Suki says no cameras please

[aII2i @Its_Silent_]

Its Sunday morning. You’re teaching the story of Zacchaeus (the wee little man) to a basement full of children. You explain that he was a tax collector. Several kindergartners stand up to inform you that tax collectors are “thieves from the government”

[aII2i @Its_Silent_]

@BenjoCarl “Bathroom” if I know the person I’m asking. “Restroom” if I’m asking a stranger. Don’t ask why I have no clue.

[aII2i @Its_Silent_]

@AGoldmund

[aII2i @Its_Silent_]

why are all my favorite tattoo artists in Berlin I don’t understand

[staid @staidindoors]

explaining to my dog why the mailman's alright