Cotton McKnight

I like beer and chicken nuggets

[Cotton McKnight @Its_SimpleJack_]

You ever get hungry but you're too lazy to make food so you just decide not to eat bc starving is easier than getting up from the couch

[Cotton McKnight @Its_SimpleJack_]

@brexton May I suggest the bahn mi from the pho on 61 & lex

[Frank Michael Smith @frankmikesmith]

As the years pass, Connor Hellebuyck is the name that needs to be kept alive

Jack Hughes has billion dollar photo, while Conor McDavid walked away the MVP

The truth is, the gold medal game would've been a blowout if Hellebuyck didn't shed his demons

Nobody needed this more than him

Despite being the back to back Vezina winner, his reputation for shrinking in big games loomed large over the final

He was yanked 3 times last playoffs vs St. Louis and has allowed at least 4 goals in 10 of his last 14 playoff games

Everything was put to rest in Milan

He finished with the best save percentage in the tournament and a perfect 5-0 record

The real MVP was the man between the pipes who shed his reputation and lifted America to our 1st gold in 46 years

[Cotton McKnight @Its_SimpleJack_]

USA USA USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

[Ian O'Connor @Ian_OConnor]

John Harbaugh on why he picked the Giants over others: "I grew up a football kid in Ohio and my dad was a football coach. The history of the league means something to us. ...Why? Because it's the New York Football Giants. And I'm their head coach.

"What a day."

[Cotton McKnight @Its_SimpleJack_]

@gaykittycorps “Hey I’m a retard and don’t know how to talk to people” -you

[Cotton McKnight @Its_SimpleJack_]

@puzydestroyar @PAutismus @nocontextmemes Don’t toilets have the breakfast shelf on the back

[Cotton McKnight @Its_SimpleJack_]

@thejonbutter Beer

[Cotton McKnight @Its_SimpleJack_]

They’ve been made of peas this whole time?

[Sarahh @Sarahhuniverse]

Horseshoe crab.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Going back to this haircut

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Hey @Canada

[Cotton McKnight @Its_SimpleJack_]

@sixteenrangers @heatdaddy69420

[Cotton McKnight @Its_SimpleJack_]

@bloxnfl @NHLNetwork Stick to Roblox nerd

[Cotton McKnight @Its_SimpleJack_]

Sometimes when I get high lately, I convince myself a I have peanut allergy (I don’t) and eat a bunch of Reese’s. And then get a panic attack bc of the nut allergy (that I don’t have)

[New York Rangers @NYRangers]

Shesty shutout + you get a W.

Repost for the chance to win a signed puck by the man himself!

[Cotton McKnight @Its_SimpleJack_]

@heatdaddy69420 This is so nails

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

GO OUTSIDE AND GET THE STOCK MARKET UP!!!

[Cotton McKnight @Its_SimpleJack_]

@generationmss Just say you can’t pull

[Melissa Stetten @MelissaStetten]

Are you fucking kidding me this is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[Cotton McKnight @Its_SimpleJack_]

@heatdaddy69420 Modelo and bag

[Broadway Block @Broadway_Block]

LETS GO RANGERS #NYR

If Trocheck scores and the Rangers win tonight, we will give a lucky follower this puck signed by Vincent Trocheck

🥅 Repost to enter

🥅 Best of luck!