Kaitlyn Diehl

A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to its old dimensions

[Kaitlyn Diehl @Its_a_Diehl]

My mom usually dumps water bottles into our Keurig machine. Apparently she accidentally dumped my sister’s vodka (which was in a bottle) into it and made herself a cup of coffee which “tasted really odd” lmao

[Harry Mitchell @harrywmitchell]

my girlfriend talks in her sleep. i've noted them down for weeks, and turned her dreams into rupi kaur poems.

[Kaitlyn Diehl @Its_a_Diehl]

Y’all there is a SNOWFLAKE ICON ON MY WEATHER APP FOR FRIDAY AKA ITS GONNA SNOW ON CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

[jennifer 👩🏽‍💻 @JenniDigital]

Its has become very clear to me why the 1918 pandemic was followed by the roaring 20s & why people were dressing up to go just about anywhere

[Quon @QuonRogers]

These Can Not be the same Jobs mfs stayed at for 20 years man😂😂😂

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

when twins arent identical im like ok then what was the point of all that

[Kaitlyn Diehl @Its_a_Diehl]

I spend 20 minutes filling out online job applications AND HALF OF THEM ARE FREAKING BROKEN. It’s offensive to want your candidate to be perfect when your stupid website doesn’t even work afshfkgllgj!!!

[Nikita @nikitadumptruck]

Any movie that has a party scene is now a period piece

[𝚂𝚑𝚒. ✶ @chamoulie]

might fuck around and walk into a thick fog and never return idk

[angie @teaxtarot]

https://t.co/Jrd07SnHLp

[Kaitlyn Diehl @Its_a_Diehl]

Just got signed to my first translation agency after 84 applications lmao but WOO making freelancing strides!

[- @sheistryingg]

March again in 3 months

[ni. coli @nicolesanddimez]

supervisor in a tv boardroom: we're running out of occupation ideas for this new drug addiction drama
the intern, pushing out this exact wheel:

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

like 90% of adulthood is saying “wow I can’t believe it’s already (holiday name)” to your friends every month til you die I think

[pink @iJaadee]

How come the animated lava in 2005 looks 100x better than the animated lava now