“You’re broke.”
Yeah asshole, most people are and your job is to play video games and entertain.
Calling people broke in 2026 is a signal that you’re a chud.
Fun fact: the majority of Trump voters don’t remember that he was president when Covid hit. They believe it was Biden. Yes, they are really that stupid.
I told my cat, “If the soup starts boiling, let me know.”
Five minutes later she came over and started yelling at me.
The soup was boiling.
I’m not saying my cat understood me, but I am saying I’m a little afraid of her now.
Ils travaillent tellement dur pour essayer de nous faire croire que ces lunettes ne servent pas surtout à filmer des gens à leur insu dans la vie réelle
He murdered her.... then died trying to dump her body.
Daniel Robbins. A 44-year-old man from Macon, Georgia. He strangled his girlfriend, 47-year-old Jessica Folds, to death during a domestic attack.
After killing her, Robbins tried to cover it up by dragging her body into a remote wooded area in Chambers County, Alabama. He loaded her into his truck and drove to the woods to dump her like trash.
While he was out there hauling her body, he collapsed and died of a heart attack right next to her.
Deputies found them together, Jessica with her hands raised over her head and Robbins curled up in the fetal position. The truck was still running with the door open and drag marks in the dirt leading straight from it to their bodies.
Jessica was a mother of three.
Someone smoked DMT out of a puma bone pipe in a cave at 12,600 feet in the Argentine Andes.
In 2130 BC.
That's the oldest confirmed evidence of psychedelic use on Earth — and the hardest thing I've ever typed.