Mi©hael Ke®nan

Matthew 5:6 #astros #HTown #Relentless

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Every day I become slightly more convinced that Europe’s disdain for AC is the result of an EU psyop to make old people die off before they put too much strain on the universal healthcare and pension systems.

[Humble Flow @HumbleFlow]

Hey @grok, what’s the punishment for being gay in Somalia?

[Mi©hael Ke®nan @Its_ya_boy_Chef]

@FrenlyOfficer Who pays a contractor to wall mount a tv? It’s not that hard especially if you have power tools

[Garbage Human @GarbageHuman24]

This was a magazine ad from 1996

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Hot Take: Financial illiteracy is the single biggest threat to national security.

[Mi©hael Ke®nan @Its_ya_boy_Chef]

@PenPizzaReport Check the gay bar traffic

[Habitual Linecrosser @HLC_actual]

Look guys we wouldn’t call you goat fuckers if you DIDNT FUCK GOATS!

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

"Do Americans take their AC with them outside?"

Yes.

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

In Paki If a Pakistani rapes a kid, they execute him

In England, if Paki rapes a kid, the police cover it up

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

Boys, I’ve been in the crime game for a while now and this is the wildest true headline I’ve ever seen

[Mi©hael Ke®nan @Its_ya_boy_Chef]

@LUFC1992_v2 It’s still winter in Houston

[swagner @BayouBikeyBoi]

A new CEO of chevron has been selected

[greg @greg16676935420]

Freddy: My flight got canceled

American Airlines: We’ll do whatever it takes to get you there

Me: My flight got canceled

American Airlines: Dang that’s crazy here’s a link to our FAQ

[alexjm 🇺🇸 @alexjmingolla]

How Freddy been moving since he met JJ Watt

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

the houston mountains are actually gorgeous this time of year

[Mi©hael Ke®nan @Its_ya_boy_Chef]

@Promised_Land3 Glad you ended up in Houston, welcome to the surface of the sun!

[Slick Will & The Layabouts @slayabouts]

@Mericamemed Really, it’s both, but it’s mostly the bottom

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

What a season

[Right over Left Everytime @RightSide_Uk]

🇮🇪⚔️ An armed Irish group has issued a direct warning to politicians:
“You have flooded our communities with military-age migrant men.
We will not sit back and watch our culture and religion destroyed.”
The pushback has begun.
Ireland is waking up.