Maria 🔥💀

RVT as of February 2019 😎♡ “She’s rude, arrogant, defensive, and brusque.”

[Maria 🔥💀 @ItsaMe_Mariaa]

@BittyShrugLyfe Unrelated but you rock the bald look

[Apex Legends @PlayApex]

Checkmate.

[Maria 🔥💀 @ItsaMe_Mariaa]

@BittyShrugLyfe Damn kittypets

[Maria 🔥💀 @ItsaMe_Mariaa]

@BittyShrugLyfe MONEYS

[Maria 🔥💀 @ItsaMe_Mariaa]

@BittyShrugLyfe Your mom and I are gonna throw hands

[Maria 🔥💀 @ItsaMe_Mariaa]

My sister: “Be there at 2:15, and don’t be late!”
Also my sister: *arrives 15 minutes late*

[Amanduh @amandak19997399]

so my little sisters boyfriend broke up with her yesterday..

[Tori Pareno @toripareno]

here’s something trippy for your night lol

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

alcohol pros: u feel flirty

alcohol cons: literally everything else

[imdatfeminist 🐆 @imdatfeminist]

It’s not unrealistic to want a partner who adores you. It’s not unrealistic to want to be with someone who enhances your life, makes you feel special, safe and loved. Wanting someone to care about you and worship the ground you walk on? You deserve that. Don’t settle for less.

[Qué le pasa a Lupita 👓🌞♌️ @livelove_lupita]

Life with a cat in one tweet

[Tubby @TubbyZach]

the killer in dead by daylight when i miss my skill check on the generator https://t.co/u2UqJcRiOJ

[darwin @itsnotdarwin]

when ur playing "cards against humanity" and u think ur card is hilarious and then the person reads it out loud and not a single person laughs, yeah that shit hurts

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

No Noise November. everyone shut up