marykate ☀️

Nurse • Opinions are my own, but I want to hear yours, too.• I like to paint things sometimes. •🎨🧘🏻‍♀️🌅🏕☕️

[marykate ☀️ @ItsaMurracle]

With great consideration as I soon enter the last year of my 20s, I am finished with my villain era and beginning my homemade hummus era.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Think they'll get rid of the IRS before April or should I file

[mutable joe @mutablejoe]

mary: you booked a room right
joseph (playing on wooden xbox): yeah totally

[BoobsRadley @ScoutLaroo]

I identify as a feral dog when I have a rotisserie chicken in front of me.

[Loni Love @LoniLove]

There is still history being made…. #election2024

[Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing]

Solid ad.

#MAGAInYourSheets

[marykate ☀️ @ItsaMurracle]

Best shake in town

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Oh great now I have to fly to delaware to try this milkshake

[marykate ☀️ @ItsaMurracle]

Appreciated this insight on the importance of “do no harm” reporting on crime by @izzihughes_. Something I had not really thought about before.

[Monica Hesse @MonicaHesse]

A profound generational divide is Boomers came of age when education and houses were cheap but homegoods were expensive, and they now don't get why their kids aren't grateful for the furniture and tchotchkes they keep trying to pass down, when kids are renting 600ft apartments.*

[marykate ☀️ @ItsaMurracle]

@RAhmadDO Your article on prescription costs was a great read. 🫶🏻 I work as a nurse in a Virginia hospital and I can tell you patients get admitted for issues related to expensive meds all the time!

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

(walking into my boss’s office) hey do u mind if i go outside and play

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

"Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly, what a day!⁣⁣" 🦊🏹

[Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman]

people who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day

[Amtrak Alerts @AmtrakAlerts]

California Zephyr Train 6 which departed Emeryville (EMY) on 1/30 is currently experiencing

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Photographer Vadim Trunov has had close encounters with squirrels in his career, but these photos of squirrels shooting photos of each other and of birds are probably the most captivating he took

[read more: https://t.co/YmL5Jqa3W8]

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

If you’re discussing two Trader Joe stores you say Traders Joe. Like Attorneys General

[Grover @Grover]

I, Grover, would like to remind you that your goals may be ambitious, but I know you can achieve them!

[Sarah Baicker @sbbaicker]

My friend in Philly has jury duty tomorrow. He just got this text reminder.

[Danielle Ohl @DTOhl]

Hello twitter, I want to talk today about the state of the press relations in the United States. You may or may not know, but it is increasingly rare for your local journalist to be able to simply call an official to ask questions.