It’s a Worker FC

Welcome to IAWFC! We’ll be posting match stats and some player information.

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It’s a Worker can today confirm the release of Ched. Everyone at the club wishes him the best for the future.

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After an internal investigation, the club can announce that Ronaldinholmes has been given a 1 match ban for breaching club guidelines.

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Relegation match!

Pasty boys 1-4 IAW

Goals:
Matistuta x3
Chedwick

Red card:
Agbonlaston (60th min)

MoM:
Matistuta

A relegation battle saw some early nerves, but the lads managed to overcome the pressure and adversity to produce a lovely performance to stay up.

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Beerschot Bears 6-2 IAW

Goals:
Matistuta x2

No MoM award. Just a donkey award:
Luke Chedwick

Red card:
Clarke

Clarkes words “I would like to say I’m sorry, but I meant every last bit of that red card”

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IAW 1-1 The Big Boys FC

Goals:
Agbonlaston

MoM:
Agbonlaston

Another tough one to take. Started off bright and lovely, only to allow the opposition to get back into the game. Need a better performance next time out

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Match 4:

Selsey FC 5-1 IAW

Goals:
Clarke

MoM:
Big Al

By far the worst performance we’ve had so far this season. Nothing clicking and just some poor choices. We apologise to every single person involved with the club and all the fans. We strive for better

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Playoff match 1:

IAW 2-1 Sporting Lezzers

Goals:
Clarke
Agbonlaston

MoM:
Agbonlaston

We’re not quite sure if that means we’re up or not, but the boys eat pressure like coco pops.

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Match 2!

Drag Syndrome 0-2 IAW

Goals:
Agbonlaston
Matistuta

Drag Syndrome quit after 15mins so a team MoM performance.

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Game day!

Match 1:

IAW 4-1 Fast Boooii

Goals:
Agbonlaston 2
Matistuta 2

MoM:
Agbonlaston

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Pre season game 3:

Broch Banter 2 - 6 IAW

Goals:
Agbonlaston
Matistuta x3 (1 free kick)
Holmes
Kara

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Pre season game 2:

Mazel Tov 1 - 0 IAW

Red cards:
Holmes (obviously)

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First game of pre season.

IAW 3 - 2 Casual Soccer

Goals:
Matistuta
Agbonlaston x2

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@MattyySmithh Aging* social media’s first day

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Our first post! It’s only right to start off this new adventure with a new signing so let’s introduce the newest member of IAW!

Tyler Clarke brings just what the club needs, a left foot and youth to our “again squad”. We hope he hits the ground running and can’t wait to see him!

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Surprise! Another new signing. Just about to close the office doors, an agent calls about an exciting prospect. Known for his height and unbeatable reach. His ships are setting sail for pissing the league. Great tactical knowledge and a former manager, please welcome Ched.

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4th and final player. The guy who started it all, plays up top along side Matisuta and have made a lethal pairing. Agbonlaston puts his heart and soul for the badge and loves to set up the team. Deadly in front of goal, just holds the record for most penalty misses.

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Rapid fire with our 3rd player! And rapid fire is exactly what this guy offers. Matistuta holds multiple records like most goals scored, most bicycle kick goals scored and most chances missed. He is without doubt a talent who loves to cause problems, we’re just not sure who for.

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Second to feature is no other than hard man Holmes! He’s just like Roy Keane in the engine room of the field and always gives 110%. The bigger picture is really what Holmes looks at. (Unless he gets a red, which he holds the club record for at a whopping 42).