Regina Phalange

My reality does not include your bullshit

[Dane @mike_farmboy]

I watch the dumbest videos on here

[Regina Phalange @Itsamoopoint70]

@Sammy_1999_ You still have a beard tho 🤔

[Regina Phalange @Itsamoopoint70]

@Sammy_1999_ 👀👀

[Regina Phalange @Itsamoopoint70]

When you make plans with someone for the first time and find out they prefer eating outdoors

[🥀💀 ʝɛռռ ɖɨɛֆɛʟ 💀🥀 @Glitter_Pigeon]

Never stopped.

[✮ 🍓 ⋆ 𝒶𝓃𝒹𝒾 𝒹𝓌𝓎𝑒𝓇 ⋆ 🍓 ✮ @good_vibes_girl]

calls his dick “curiosity” bc it kills my cat

[Regina Phalange @Itsamoopoint70]

I have two dogs. Who wants to guess the breed of my other dog? 🤣

[~ B ~ @SweetlyDefiantB]

Why do I rage?

Because in my state alone over a million in lunch debt will go to collections this summer.

I was the kid that couldn't get lunch. Would be embarrassed and denied food.

All while in the great land of the free and in a big city.

Starving kids pisses me off.

[Idiot @idiotcoolperson]

Allergies be all like hehehe you can’t breath wanna suck my tree dick.

[ⒷⓊⒷⒷⓁⓎ T 🇨🇦☀️🫧 @smileitsfree44]

I just read this and had to share….. 🤣🤣💀👀🤣🤣

“It’s crazy that I trust my left hand to drive but not to wipe my ass”

~unknown

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Sorry I'm not speaking on the male loneliness epidemic, I was distracted by the women-and-girls-being-murdered-by-men epidemic

[Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1]

My signature scent is cocoa butter and weed

[Crissie @CrissieC]

🌈

[Snoopy @snoopyb047]

HAPPY PRIDE

[Regina Phalange @Itsamoopoint70]

I had a dream about you.

Wait no, a nightmare. I meant a nightmare.

[Regina Phalange @Itsamoopoint70]

@Wititup Stunning 🔥🔥💋

[PAPPY BEST @pappybest]

Am I gay? No.
Am I anti-gay? Again, no.
Do I support people to being happy? Yes.

See how easy that is?

[Deb @DontCallMeDebby]

Happy Pride Month

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

"Your generation is so soft" says the ones triggered by a fucking rainbow