Hyacinth Bucket

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[Charlie @charlwynmcr]

My friend Verity sent me this and I have been laughing at it incessantly for two days. I would credit the OP if I knew who they were, for they are a legend of comedy

[Hyacinth Bucket @Itsbouquetdear]

Sheridan suggested I listen to a song by a Miss Taylor Swift called ME! Not to be serious, but contrary to her lyrics, spelling is not fun, and never should be. I stand by our education system and will demonstrate such by leaving any store that plays it.

#KeepingUpAppearances

[Hyacinth Bucket @Itsbouquetdear]

I happen to think it’s vulgar to discuss one’s bedroom habits with the dark web, however, as it’s a question I am asked frequently I feel obliged to divulge: In my younger days with Richard it was two to three times a month, but then it dropped off.

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[Hyacinth Bucket @Itsbouquetdear]

I’ve been informed that Rose will be marrying again! That makes 8 engagements now, I just can’t comprehend it. She needs rehabilitation, and why she’d want marry a man with a ponytail anyway? Fear not, I have a tried and tested solution for men like him...

#KeepingUpAppearances

[Hyacinth Bucket @Itsbouquetdear]

@wmichelsen Thank you for the kind words, dear. I have been away indulging in some personal resting and rejuvenation time, wholeheartedly needed, I tell you!

[Hyacinth Bucket @Itsbouquetdear]

So, Mrs. Barker-Finch has recently undertaken a messy divorce with Mr. Finch, although this is not my business, it’s my duty to maintain the standing of this highly sought after postal code. She’s managed to keep the car and China collection. Ghastly woman

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[Hyacinth Bucket @Itsbouquetdear]

Which Hyacinth are you today, dears?
Any number will be acceptable because they’re all pictures of me 💐

#KeepingUpAppearances #Sunday 💝📞🌸

[Hyacinth Bucket @Itsbouquetdear]

@FoxTerriblis50 I would never stoop to that level, dear.

[Hyacinth Bucket @Itsbouquetdear]

Richard and I have arrived in the Carribbean, which has transformed itself into a thoroughly chic, yet exclusive holiday destination since the troubled days where Delia Wheelright used frequent these parts. We'll try not to overindulge mango-wise.

#KeepingUpAppearances

[Hyacinth Bucket @Itsbouquetdear]

@sjchapm Well, we’ll have less of the expletives thank you. However, yes first class, of course.

[U&GOLD @goldchannel]

If you then
don't you dont
love me deserve me
at my at my

[Hyacinth Bucket @Itsbouquetdear]

@goldchannel Everybody loves me regardless, because I have no faults, dear.

[Hyacinth Bucket @Itsbouquetdear]

Hello again, dears. Long time, no speak as they say.
I’m terribly apologetic that you have not been kept up to date.
Richard and I have been so very busy this year that we just haven’t had the time.
However, don’t worry, I’ll fill you in soon.
Hyacinth x

#KeepingUpAppearances

[Hyacinth Bucket @Itsbouquetdear]

New Rules by Hyacinth Bucket:
1: Pick up the telephone, it's probably someone very important
2: Don't let him in until his shoes have been removed at the door
3: Don't be his friend, he probably has an ulterior motive
& if you're under him, rise to the top.
#KeepingUpAppearances

[Hyacinth Bucket @Itsbouquetdear]

@grazerdotorg My candlelight supper is usually accompanied by a musical soirée

[Hyacinth Bucket @Itsbouquetdear]

@missystardis @Whovianisms Be patient. More to follow this weekend dears...

[Hyacinth Bucket @Itsbouquetdear]

@sjchapm Richard and I don’t simply ‘throw’ dear. It takes a great deal of planning to pull of such an elegant soirée, and one can rarely gather together such prestigious guests at short notice. So think on...

[Hyacinth Bucket @Itsbouquetdear]

@sjchapm Richard and I don’t simply ‘throw’ dear. It takes a great deal of planning to pull of such an elegant soirée, and one can rarely gather together such prestigious guests at short notice. So think on...

[Hyacinth Bucket @Itsbouquetdear]

I was never one to boast dears. However, the Twitter has looked upon me in such a light that they have given me 280 charcters to bring all my followers up to speed with my everyday goings on, in even more detail! How blessed you are. #KeepingUpAppearances

[Hyacinth Bucket @Itsbouquetdear]

Richard and I are enjoying a splendid break with country cream teas in the Cotswolds with no expense spared, dears. #KeepingUpAppearances