Jillian Tate

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[Jillian Tate @Itscauseim_jill]

Grateful we still get to watch the Davison Game on our phones at Deer Camp. Tune into @DTV_Official livestream or on their Charter Channel 191 to watch the full Harper Woods VS Davison Varsity Football Game!

https://t.co/VG9DUovKe8

[DTV News @DTV_Official]

Don't forget! You can watch @DavCardFootball take on @PowersCatholicH tonight LIVE! Watch our livestream for FREE! Just click here at 7PM-->> https://t.co/9xKZ5bfSoX

You can also watch on Charter channel 191 @DavisonMade @PCHS_AD @MHSAA @DavisonSchools @davisonnest20

[Jillian Tate @Itscauseim_jill]

Me: When I move out I’m going to adopt a puma.
Mother: When you move out I’ll call your ambulance.
Father: When you move out I’ll be happy.
Sister: When you move out you should write a will.
3 different neutral personality’s in order: Lawful, Chaotic, True.

[Jillian Tate @Itscauseim_jill]

DND memory number 1
Me: *tries to seduce every NPC we meet building up a harem of 3 with the same pickup line* “So you come here often?”
-Later-
DM(Incubus): I think you know what it’s time for... *looks directly at me and rolls a NAT 20*
“sO yOU cOmE hErE oFtEN?!?!”
Charmed.

[Jillian Tate @Itscauseim_jill]

The new Dora movie is actually good and I’m low key dying of second hand embarrassment... dOdOdOdOdAdOrA!

[Jillian Tate @Itscauseim_jill]

I’ve been famous on Tik Tok for 1 week now. I can’t stop doing renegade and I constantly want to throw it back. Please Pray for Me.

[Jillian Tate @Itscauseim_jill]

Me: What’s the thread count on this?
Shop Owner: Ma’am that is a dog.

[Jillian Tate @Itscauseim_jill]

If you live in #Michigan you need to watch this.
https://t.co/bVrC3gOfon

[Jeremy Dooley @JeremyNDooley]

"Do you want to host a broadcast show?"
Can I say whatever I want on it? Can it be purple and orange? Can it be about lying? Can it be improv-based? Can 1551 make the music for it? Yes to all of those?
Okay... I'm in. (More info on the show coming soon!)

[Jillian Tate @Itscauseim_jill]

Sitting here sobbing because I’m so proud of @shanedawson and @JeffreeStar. I’m really praying my cart loads though😂😭. I love them both so much and congrats on this amazing day. #JeffreeXShane

[Jillian Tate @Itscauseim_jill]

When you’re apologizing and try to justify your own actions in the apology, you aren’t doing it for the other person you’re doing it to make yourself feel better. STOP TRYING TO SAY “But, this is what I meant” or “But you did this.” Makes the other person feel like shit.

[Jillian Tate @Itscauseim_jill]

@joeylynnwho As a professional cupcake maker I disagree.

[Jillian Tate @Itscauseim_jill]

@joeylynnwho Can I get a, wahoo?

[Jillian Tate @Itscauseim_jill]

Holy crap I can finally summon that demon. I’ve been meaning to get to that.

[Duolingo @duolingo]

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend us your ears: Latin is coming soon to Duolingo! Sign up here to get notified when it launches: https://t.co/2q12Cnut0v

[Jillian Tate @Itscauseim_jill]

Day 3 of using @duolingo and I did my lesson before bed and at 3 am I woke up thinking I saw the owl outside my window. Needles to say yo soy freaked out.

[Jillian Tate @Itscauseim_jill]

IM LEAVING,

[Jillian Tate @Itscauseim_jill]

Soooo there is a dog in the resturaunt I’m sitting in. {a thread} Normally I wouldn’t be offended but this dog is sneezing everywhere.

[Jillian Tate @Itscauseim_jill]

THE DOG VOMITED ON THE TABLE.