MY BOSS HIRED A CONSULTANT TO IMPROVE PRODUCTIVITY. THE CONSULTANT HAD ONE QUESTION.
Boss: “We need to improve efficiency. That's why I've brought in an expert.”
Consultant: “Thank you. First, how many hours do your employees spend in meetings every week?”
Boss: “About fifteen.”
Consultant: “And how many of those meetings produce an actual decision?”
Boss: “Well, we usually schedule another meeting to review the outcomes.”
Consultant: “I see. And who approves the meeting schedule?”
Boss: “I do.”
Consultant: “Excellent. Then we've found the problem.”
The room went silent.
Boss: “Are you suggesting I'm the problem?”
Consultant: “Not at all, sir. I'm suggesting your calendar is the most productive employee here. It keeps everyone busy without doing any actual work.”
One employee coughed to disguise a laugh.
Boss: “So what's your solution?”
Consultant: “Cancel half the meetings. Give employees authority to make decisions. Measure results, not attendance.”
Boss: “That sounds sensible. Let's schedule a meeting next week to discuss implementation.”
The consultant slowly closed his laptop.
Consultant: “My apologies, sir. I charge extra for comedy.”
By Friday, the consultant had been dismissed.
Customers remember the business that respects their time.
Give realistic timelines, communicate delays early and deliver when promised.
Reliable service is a competitive advantage that helps small businesses earn repeat customers and referrals.
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