Clinton Taylor 🦥

Instagram model/influencer Three words to describe myself.. lazy . IG: clintontaylor_rules.

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I still haven’t tweeted anything worthy enough to pin

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@simonsquibb
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Overall Mood

The whole piece is a visual scream of boredom turned introspection, anxiety turned creativity, and chaos turned commentary. It’s clever, sad, hilarious, and weirdly beautiful all at once.

-Chatgpt

[Clinton Taylor 🦥 @ItsclintonT]

I have an autistic amount of moon pictures on my phone that I saved to the cloud.

I’m sure life has been found on other planets, but they live in peace and no one goes bald or needs braces (teeth/limbs) they just don’t want us to know.

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You have to learn how to enjoy the little things—like recycling a dope-sized bag that fits perfectly into the trash bin that accompanies the shitter.

This is the kind of stuff Marcus Arelious wrote about.

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Chilled watermelon and mandarin oranges, covered in xylitol is really good while showering.

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Imagine someone trying to rob you, and just as they do, your flickering front porch light, on its last leg, gives them a seizure.

philosophical event that occurs in the brain stops a crime 🤘

#arehashtagsstillathing?

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

since the guy didn’t post the video, here’s the video

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I wish I had the courage to shit in school when I went. I bet those kids are really successful right now.

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I just bought a few sweet potatoes and they rang up as yams. I’m even more confused about life than I thought. 🍠

[Vertigo_Warrior @VertigoWarrior]

1. A whale shark moving through bioluminescent algae appears to be flying through the vastness of space

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Doesn’t the earth burn after the rapture?
#hotdogs
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[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Bernie Sanders in 2003.

Worth the watch.

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What is an appropriate amount of time to pick your nose?

[Wilder Larkin @LarkinWilder]

A Van Gogh down by the river

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This app isn’t safe to open in public.

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Band names I call dibs on if I ever start a band:

1. Wipe till there’s blood
2. Cheese covered soap dish
3. Computer stain
4. Wood made toaster

To be continued…..

#potentialbandnames

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@Strictlyirene Childhood trauma