KOC

don’t be a lady, be a legend.

[KOC @Itskalesbitches]

Just ordered sweetgreen at 9:45 am feels like I’m back at the office planning lunch before I finish my first cup of coffee

[KOC @Itskalesbitches]

My Apple Watch was supposed to be delivered between 1 and 5 and my UPS driver is just cruising around southie like HELLO?? You’ve passed my street at minimum 12 times today.

[KOC @Itskalesbitches]

This is the best thing to happen in 2020

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Emergency Press Conference - I’m going to watch a MNF game with @nflcommish in his man cave with him.

[KOC @Itskalesbitches]

Drinking espresso martinis in my pjs at 2:15 pm. Going back to real life is going to be R O U G H.

[Hell On Heels @HellOnHeelsGirl]

Friday nights, much like all the other nights in quarantine, are for the couch.

[KOC @Itskalesbitches]

@patsfilms Why is this even a debate?

[KOC @Itskalesbitches]

@Caseylynnn11 can u write me a doctors note??

[KOC @Itskalesbitches]

Any advice on how to tell my boss I went too hard on virtual wine Wednesday and now I’m too hungover to walk from my bed to the living room?

[KOC @Itskalesbitches]

Must have missed when all the stay at home Facebook moms graduated from medical school

[KOC @Itskalesbitches]

Note to self: finishing a bottle of wine before 9pm when you work west coast hours, is in fact, not a good idea. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[KOC @Itskalesbitches]

Update: 2 hour wait at Shortys and took me 45 mins to even get through on the phone so no margs, no espinaca, a lot of tears.

[KOC @Itskalesbitches]

I’ve literally been training my whole (adult) life for cinco to fall on taco Tuesday. You can catch me crying over my espinaca and Shortys to go marg kit in my kitchen.

[KOC @Itskalesbitches]

@chiefkeeks No I get them w honey walnut cream cheese and it’s the best thing that’s ever gone in my mouth

[KOC @Itskalesbitches]

Can someone plz explain why boys spend so much time making characters on fifa?

[KOC @Itskalesbitches]

Hammered on a Sunday playing Uno and this is quite possibly the happiest I’ve been during quarantine

[SON @_Son89]

Mac Miller shuffle playlist type of day

[KOC @Itskalesbitches]

Quick Q: can we just skip Clare’s season all together and go w Tia? #TheBachelorette

[KOC @Itskalesbitches]

@cheetacheldaddy SEE U THERE SISTA

[KOC @Itskalesbitches]

@Caseylynnn11 @chiefkeeks Would you like me to have a word w them??

[KOC @Itskalesbitches]

@cheetacheldaddy Can I come?