not karley

a baby shark is still scary

[not karley @itskarleytime]

A giant spatula for parents to move sleeping kids

[not karley @itskarleytime]

@MattSkudlarek Is that a Philly cheesecake

[not karley @itskarleytime]

Shit

[Mason Gavin @gasonmavin]

My wife just said “sweet tea should count as water”

I said “sweet tea counts as water?”

“it’s the main ingredient…”

[not karley @itskarleytime]

@MattSkudlarek They were baby slaps punk ass bitch

[not karley @itskarleytime]

@MattSkudlarek frick off denty

[not karley @itskarleytime]

@MattSkudlarek At least they’re opening a cicis in East Ridge

[not karley @itskarleytime]

@MattSkudlarek The rest of my day will be spent peaking behind corners thank

[RUTH BUZZI @Ruth_A_Buzzi]

My son became addicted to brake fluid but he can stop any time.

[not karley @itskarleytime]

@brittonware @MattSkudlarek @gasonmavin He only said that because my dress was made out E46 parts

[not karley @itskarleytime]

@MattSkudlarek I didn’t know they sold beer at pawn shops

[Canoo @canoo]

Hanging out, smoking some donuts. @TonyAquila8020 and @teardowntitan #testdrive

#canoo #goev #munrolive #smokeshow

[not karley @itskarleytime]

@MattSkudlarek How reasonable

[not karley @itskarleytime]

@JuareguiLaila Oh sorry the self-deprecating songs are way better you got me

[not karley @itskarleytime]

216,000 victims of sexual abuse by the French Catholic Church's clergy between 1950 and 2020 and you focus on drag shows?

[Mason Gavin @gasonmavin]

It only took 4,049 days for Dwight to reach his final boss form of Gun Safety Dwight.

[not karley @itskarleytime]

So ready for fall and for people to stop asking when we’re having a second child.

[not karley @itskarleytime]

@3PillowDes @gasonmavin I’ve never been in my whole life.

[not karley @itskarleytime]

For anyone still hanging onto “liberals who wanted Biden for president” there were two options -

The grandpa who rambles on and we say okay grandpa.

The racist uncle who gets us kicked out of Chili’s.

Choose your president.

[not karley @itskarleytime]

I am once again asking for fall