🖥️🕵️‍♂️👨‍🔧

Husband. Mr. Fixit. IT Guy.

[🖥️🕵️‍♂️👨‍🔧 @ItsmeNickory]

@McDonalds very curious what kind of gymnastics is occurring to justify a $5.20 surcharge for a SMALL DIET coke (not present for non diet drinks) when a small drink is included in the 4 for $5 deal in the app?

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Landon Knack throwing an entire half inning vs. Pedro Báez throwing 1 pitch.

[🖥️🕵️‍♂️👨‍🔧 @ItsmeNickory]

@BarstoolAlabama Dan Bachrach, Mesut Yavuz, or Gorman Houston (not sure if Dan or Gorman are still there)

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

So a sample grape at the grocery store is socially acceptable but a sample cast in the bass pro fish tank is "wrong" and "illegal" make it make sense

[🖥️🕵️‍♂️👨‍🔧 @ItsmeNickory]

@livingspencer Wait, so you don't call it Chinese pasta?

[🖥️🕵️‍♂️👨‍🔧 @ItsmeNickory]

@WittyChico happens to me all the time

[🖥️🕵️‍♂️👨‍🔧 @ItsmeNickory]

@livingspencer @WittyChico @H1ckory https://t.co/3KMsFuIqen

[🖥️🕵️‍♂️👨‍🔧 @ItsmeNickory]

@livingspencer @WittyChico @H1ckory Yup. I have. The 8 only has a usb-c port so you have to connect it to your PC and run a GoPro webcam app that shows it as a video source.

[FunnyMaine.com @FunnyMaine]

#RollTide

[Jack Saint @lackingsaint]

The Last of Us seems like a pretty faithful adaptation of the original game but I think it was cowardly to leave out the scene where joel gets killed 18 times in the first clicker room and considers getting a refund

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Whoever filled out a cougar sighting report and wrote "your mother" under the description drop your @ we just want to talk

[🖥️🕵️‍♂️👨‍🔧 @ItsmeNickory]

@zwlovoy @livingspencer @WittyChico That looks like fun haha

[🖥️🕵️‍♂️👨‍🔧 @ItsmeNickory]

@sunmonandstars This is great news!!

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

You can have my linktree when you pry it from my cold, dead profile.

[Shannon @shannonplante]

Wow. And soon after EIon leaves mid-question, the Twitter spaces feature itself was removed from the app. I-…

Sad and hilarious that getting booed offstage wasn’t even the most embarrassing moment of EIon’s week

[🖥️🕵️‍♂️👨‍🔧 @ItsmeNickory]

@livingspencer @WittyChico No, it was shipped back next day. Haven't seen it since.

[🖥️🕵️‍♂️👨‍🔧 @ItsmeNickory]

@zwlovoy

[🖥️🕵️‍♂️👨‍🔧 @ItsmeNickory]

@livingspencer @zwlovoy Was literally typing this

[🖥️🕵️‍♂️👨‍🔧 @ItsmeNickory]

@livingspencer @sunmonandstars Nice! I got violet and have been having a good time!