Bernoulli

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

"Do you all mind if we cancel?"
Me;

[lunn ✶ @lunncrf]

a primeira solução que me ocorre sempre que algo dá ligeiramente errado

[ؘ 𝖂 @privwendley]

Quando estou no banho e começa a tocar uma música que eu ODEIO

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

how it feels to get overstimulated and start being mean to people for no reason

[eliz @eliza___v]

Using face ID in the morning be like:

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me no matter how much sleep i get.

[navarro @nvvarroo]

YO viendo las consecuencias de mi procrastinación

[Bernoulli @Itsmejaidi]

Real

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

How serious I am about not being a babymama

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Me on my day off not knowing whether I should sleep or make the most of life:

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

How I feel when I put my playlist on shuffle and the exact song I was thinking of starts playing

[rave* @rareblurs]

TOMORROW IS MONDAY AGAIN

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

POV: the weekend lasted 4 seconds and now it’s monday again

[fiora ☀ @Fiorauchis]

FUCK Trump, FUCK ice, FUCK Israel and FUCK u too if u support it

[blinkforever @everpinkarea]

how it feels to still call this app twitter

[e @SoyElStinker]

Restarted my phone and turned off my wifi… whole time TikTok is just down 💔

[𝓝. ᥫ᭡ @luvblessingz]

An EXPIRED friendship is NOT beef.