Ted

Just an average bear, doing fucked up shit.
**PARODY**

[Ted @ItsrealTed]

this is ur pilot speaking, if u look over to the left wing u will see that we are fuckin lit my nigga lmao

[Ted @ItsrealTed]

When snapchat says "added by phone #" but you don't know them

[Ted @ItsrealTed]

Too soon?

[Ted @ItsrealTed]

Me: Hi how are you?

Customer: *Ignores me*

Me: Okay I'll just go f*ck myself

[Ted @ItsrealTed]

Teacher: You need to cross multiply

"Which one of you is Multiply"

[Ted @ItsrealTed]

When the teacher wishes you good luck before the exam

[Ted @ItsrealTed]

Senior year: the time where you meet people two months before you graduate you wish you'd met two years ago

[Ted @ItsrealTed]

when your headphones are broken and you find that position thats just right to get them to work

[Ted @ItsrealTed]

When u find out ur phone wasn't charging overnight

[Ted @ItsrealTed]

Being in a relationship is about getting a large fry when u wanted a small cuz ur gf is gonna eat em even tho she said she didn't want any

[Ted @ItsrealTed]

all I want is you & a 4.0 gpa

[Ted @ItsrealTed]

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

[Ted @ItsrealTed]

slim thick wit yo triple textin trust issue havin ass

[Naye @nayebands]

Definitely 10 https://t.co/vHThkop3F9

[BOOBIEFORTHREE @thatniggaboobie]

I got 10 https://t.co/0Iuy1BFjAK

[Li 🌺 @LelaJ_]

10 https://t.co/WlTVi1cbbl

[Jasmin 🌺 @Mixafina]

I see 10 😂👀 https://t.co/BImbaHKXlc

[Lil Boat @KingRio___]

10 faces https://t.co/1UQIQC5wdY

[Ted @ItsrealTed]

How many faces y'all see 👀 I see 5

[Ted @ItsrealTed]

Get this app to stream music without ads #spintunes https://t.co/95TJEWG12F