Lvr Girl Mo 🌸

could never be me, even on ya best day 💗

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

me watching married people at work flirt with their coworkers

[𝓝. ᥫ᭡ @luvblessingz]

when i remove my phone from DND and find out no one actually disturbed me

[Av ☁️ ☀️ @MarioEmmet]

“Well, somebody better be dying!”

“I’m dying.”

That exchange is one of the funniest examples of how Shrek the Third uses timing to land a joke.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

The craziest thing about being an adult is that you can go through the most traumatic night of your life and still have to go to work the next day.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Two people have climbed to the top of the Empire State Building in New York City, holding a banner from the skyscraper's antenna reading, "When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace."

As of now it's unclear how the pair reached the top of the building as police work to get them down from the spire, 1,454 feet above the ground.

[Lvr Girl Mo 🌸 @Itts_mo]

Voicemails to Isabelle was so goodd

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Brenda should've been BOOKED & BUSY after this

[Lvr Girl Mo 🌸 @Itts_mo]

@beyoncegarden “Nobody’s welcome” lmaooooo

[𝓝. ᥫ᭡ @luvblessingz]

Being forced to lock in when all I want to do is dilly dally

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Road trips in the 90s be like

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Me to EVERYTHING the few days leading up to my period

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Me minding my own business but still noticing everything

[fresh @fauxfresh]

couldn’t tell you nothing about this show other than i loved it

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

“wyd after work?”

me already in bed:

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

Me trying to convince myself that soon everything is going to be better and I won’t feel like this anymore

[Vannah 🖤 @psavannahhh]

Little black girls everywhere were so up😭😭

[• @yducknow]

How fast I be running back to question 2 after question 5 snitches on the answer

[iza @izamamaa]

watching a man cook is probably #1 on the list for nonsexual things that turn me on/I’m attracted to.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me when someone stare at me for too long

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

So I got my period at work today with absolutely no warning and went around asking all the women in the office if anyone had anything and nobody had a single thing.

One of the guys overheard me and said he had pads in his car because he keeps them there for his girlfriend for emergencies.

And then he went out to his car and came back and handed me a pastry bag.

This man had put the pads inside a pastry bag so nobody would know what was in it. To save me the awkwardness of walking through the office visibly carrying pads. He thought about that. On his own.

And it wasn't just one, he gave me two because I had an eight hour shift and he did that math himself apparently.

I was not prepared for......