I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.
“When I was your age, I survived a pandemic and didn’t leave my house for two years. You will be okay if you stay in tonight.”
Finally, we have a line to use for future kids 😭😭😭
Remember ICE killed Keith Porter Jr before they killed the two white people. Stop leaving him out of the conversation.
Keith Porter Jr. Killed by ICE December 31, 2025, in his home