CJ Gosselin

[CJ Gosselin @Itz_CJ71]

Nothing makes a long drive bearable like a little country music

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People are Fucked up 😂😂😂

[CJ Gosselin @Itz_CJ71]

#beforeyoutube I had to pay Asians to squish bread with their face. @midnight

[CJ Gosselin @Itz_CJ71]

Did I seriously just awake to a winter wonderland outside my window

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But for real though....how do porcupines have sex?

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The streak is over! Warriors fall to Celtics, 109-106, giving Golden State its 1st loss at home since Jan. 27, 2015.

[CJ Gosselin @Itz_CJ71]

Made a new account then remembered this one Soooo ignore my other one?

[CJ Gosselin @Itz_CJ71]

I used to wonder what it feel like

[CJ Gosselin @Itz_CJ71]

Walking out the door, with you on my arm
You can hit me on my phone anytime you want

[CJ Gosselin @Itz_CJ71]

I've watched two seasons of Game of Thrones in two days....so that's where my life's at

[CJ Gosselin @Itz_CJ71]

Square root of pie? These are questions for smart men with skinny arms

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Those are brave men knocking on our door......let's go kill them.

[CJ Gosselin @Itz_CJ71]

I take my time cause I know that you wanna burn slow

[CJ Gosselin @Itz_CJ71]

DATING TIP: Put your arm around her. Then your other arm. Complete the tackle. 4th down now, they have to punt. Wait this might be football.

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@EricDecker87 I love you

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@EricDecker87 please go off tomorrow so I can win fantasy. Down by 11 and your the only person left to play.

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Not a big fan of @tonyromo but always hate to see something like that happen to a player. Best of luck in the recovery process.

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@Microsoft is this some sick twisted game to you? 77%