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chillaxin

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heat

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@alolanduntski no chance in sight big man

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I can mask off a chair for painting prep at work but I can’t fucking wrap christmas presents for SHIT

[Dominic @UltraNick24]

Finally. Bobby Shmurda’s hat is coming back down

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the amount of bullshit you have to do to acquire a new vehicle is insane but we boutta be driving luxurious tomorrow

LETS GOOOOOO

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do not get trashed at splitsville on a wednesday

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at splitsville - drunk dude runs into my lane and proceeds to bowl on my turn

only hits 3 pins 👍🏻

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4 compliments in 1 day what the fuck is going on?

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didn’t see him yesterday so he PULLED UP EARLY TODAY

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since last tuesday this random cat arrives at my back door at 12am every night and waits for me to come outside.
Like clockwork, right at 12, he’s there.

he’s now my homie and I’d do anything for him

[®iley E @ItzzRiley_]

since last tuesday this random cat arrives at my back door at 12am every night and waits for me to come outside.
Like clockwork, right at 12, he’s there.

he’s now my homie and I’d do anything for him

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my day was goin good until I opened insta and saw the island boys kissing eachother

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Tim’s breakfast sandwich never again

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“Just need me a girl who has a pond in her backyard stocked with Bass”

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this dude really got a furry porn sticker on the back of his car

lord let this man crash

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turns out you can make that snapchat AI learn your slang over a period of time

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buddies sister looked me straight in the eye and said “dinosaurs never existed, it’s all a big scam yo”

HUH?!!

[Bennett's Phylactery @extradeadjcb]

I haven't finished the video did anyone try throwing a bike at him

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@killmefam lemme get that moon shade fade

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*spits on store front window*

“Bro…why would you do that?”

“THE FUCK has that store ever done for me?”

“not spit on your fucking front door”

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“man, next 2 weeks are gonna be crazy”

“why’s that?”

“I don’t know, I don’t really know the full story yet but yeah man..”

“dude what the fuck are you talking about?”