cabrera 🐐

stoned professional at day. professionally stoned at night. / seasoned hater / award winning real one

[cabrera 🐐 @Iuiscabrera]

I got a letter from the city of Houston and I thought it was for jury duty but thankfully it was just a warrant for my arrest

[Capitán Calvicie ® @luisc36]

No existe un país en el mundo tan apasionado por el fútbol, pero que a la vez sea tan malo para jugarlo

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

how it feels to say "okay" instead of arguing

[NZ ☄️ @CodeByNZ]

First major defeat to Ai in job sector.

[cabrera 🐐 @Iuiscabrera]

This dude deadass made a whole emotional post on LinkedIn cause he applied for a job 😭😭😭

[cabrera 🐐 @Iuiscabrera]

Oliverga

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

You have 2 children, a girl named Olive, a boy named Oliver. You find out a third child is on the way, what do you name the third child?

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Ella Fellas unite

[hy @TheMindOfHY]

This gotta be top 10 craziest posts in Instagram history.

[Drizzy Valentino 🦉 @drizzyvalentino]

Still to this day never heard anyone ever say “yo put on that TPAB” 😭

[doomer @uncledoomer]

we used to be a country

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

You right on all three counts

[💎🇿🇦🇵🇹 @TJayyyy_1]

Aging like fine wine

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

When the World Cup starts yall are going to see a different side of me. I'll probably get racist I really don't give a fuck

[cabrera 🐐 @Iuiscabrera]

If you making more than me I ain’t showing you how to do shit. Figure it out that’s what they pay you for

[𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐬.𝐱𝐲𝐳 @playboytravis_]

i think the final stage of being a man is understanding your father

[Khi✰ @stfukhi]

I FINALLY GOT WHITE REPUBLICANS ON MY OLINE 😭❤️

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

- Osama Bin Laden in 2001

[cabrera 🐐 @Iuiscabrera]

Anyone that picks A gets no bitches

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

You can only watch ONE group for the rest of your life ...

Which one are you choosing?