Silly Ivan

VTuber/fandom alt for @sillyvanya. Primarily VTubers, also video games/anime.

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[Silly Ivan @Ivan_the_Silly]

@WoganMay @signalspikedev So do *countless* other games lol

Even with people playing games on the EGS! He's literally just lying

[Silly Ivan @Ivan_the_Silly]

Moment of silence for Our Lady of the Fish, taken from us too soon. Too much of a real one. Carried herself with too much dignity and poise, and YouTube would have none of it.

[Mari Mari 🐟👑 Phase Connect @MARIMARI_EN]

dear fincels 🐟

currently i am banned from livestreaming on youtube

YouTube thinks I am under the age of 16 according to their combination of automated systems and human reviews

phase is working hard to help out and let them know it's not true... but in the meantime there will have to be no streams on youtube, only twitch

i'm really sorry!

[Silly Ivan @Ivan_the_Silly]

@MARIMARI_EN Silly YouTube. Just because a lady is *a* 10, doesn't mean she *is* 10

I'm sure the Big Fish will be able to get this sorted out. Hopefully one day they'll also stop with these gormless automated bannings & make a human look you in the eye when they bonk you, like the olden days

[Silly Ivan @Ivan_the_Silly]

@Kingly0729 @PmorkenX Why are you people so stuck on using Japanese games as examples?

The way *almost every game* works is save states, whether manual or via checkpoints. If you die, you and the world revert to how they were when you saved. This isn't them *respawning.* Dead enemies are still dead.

[Silly Ivan @Ivan_the_Silly]

@wolfvirusthing well you're also kinda stalking my thoughts, because when I bookmarked it I legitimately thought "hehe... reminds me of roko..."

[Silly Ivan @Ivan_the_Silly]

@ryudhal @Sharadleh @PmorkenX Then what's your fucking point? I don't play nothing other than Japanese games so I don't know what the game mechanics in DMC are, and when you word things like you're illiterate I don't see what you're getting at.

[Silly Ivan @Ivan_the_Silly]

@ryudhal @Sharadleh @PmorkenX Oh and look, your OTHER example is the OTHER thing I specifically said ISN'T THE SAME THING. You're loading a save state in this case, dipshit. That's not the same fucking thing as the enemies respawning.

[Silly Ivan @Ivan_the_Silly]

@ryudhal @PmorkenX Wow congrats dude, you named ONE OTHER FUCKING JAPANESE GAME SERIES. You win some dumb fucking award, I'm sure.

[AnimeHits @AkazaB10]

Yeah man this really is the the best confession scenes of all time

[Silly Ivan @Ivan_the_Silly]

Come to the marimari_en stream, we got uhhhhhhhh

[Now He Sings @nowhesobs]

Not even in a million years would I have guessed that this is how we get confirmation that they fucked raw. I’m in the middle of my workout and I can’t stop laughing

[Manlet Thorin @ManletThorin]

The Burger King receipt in my back pocket about to go through the wash for the tenth time

[Silly Ivan @Ivan_the_Silly]

@advent_agent also feet. And the players with dogs

[Silly Ivan @Ivan_the_Silly]

@MARIMARI_EN I'm trying to imagine you in this, and for some reason all I can think of is you floating around aimlessly while saying "be thou not afraid, fincel"

[Mari Mari 🐟👑 Phase Connect @MARIMARI_EN]

im ready to go into the contraption that brings me dignity

[Silly Ivan @Ivan_the_Silly]

OH

OH NO

WHEN HE'S SINGING, KYLE SOUNDS LIKE BERIB-

[rie ༄.° @dprrie_]

i Love when he’s just Being Silly

[Silly Ivan @Ivan_the_Silly]

The great thing about this bit is that they're parodying the "sheep, sheepdogs, and wolves" analogy that military and police *still* tout to each other all the time

And yet even though it's *even stupider,* it somehow ends up being better and actually kinda working

[Sir Doge of the Coin ⚔️ @dogeofficialceo]

Over 20 years later, the legendary “dicks, pussies and assholes” speech from Team America: World Police remains the most accurate analysis of geopolitics in cinematic history.

Anyway, which one are you?