Ivan Gašparovič

President of Slovak Republic ; Prezident Slovenskej Republiky

[Ivan Gašparovič @Ivangasparovic]

Obcania padla vlada! Zelajte si nieco, ale potichu, inak sa vam to nesplni

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Wiki:I know everythng
Google:I have everythng
Facebook:I have everybdy
Internet:Without me youall are nothng
Electricity:Keep talkin,bitches

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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a hooker for a hug! http://t.co/q7aD5sd5

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Obcania,predtym ako sa budete stazovat na svoju krajinu,odporucam dokument: http://t.co/9IDrYF9s moje #1-otocenie smeru ciest kvoli vestkyni

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10 bozich prikazani = 313 slov, eu smernica o predaji kapusty = 10 000 slov. A ze preco sa kvoli eurovalu rozpadaju vlady !

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Obcania,angry birds online?Ked sa toto dozvie pracujuci lud tak HDP klesne minimalne o 80 percent!(tak nikomu ani muk) http://t.co/ARzr2eHX

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Today I saw a puppy! and I can keep both halves!

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Obcania moje posledne dielo som nazval Albino Close-up. Ako sa Vam paci ? http://t.co/N24kkp8W

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Obcania,internet sa vratil do palaca!Nabuduce ked bude niekto pochovavat skrecka,prosim nie 9 metrov hlboko,a hlavne neukradnut 500m optiky!

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Sometimes when I am alone, I pretend to be a melon with a mustache. http://t.co/zAngR2e

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Citizens, one more work motivational for today, or as Admiral Ackhbar would say : It's a TRAP! http://t.co/c9KkyxI

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Obcania ak ste teraz v praci tak nezufajte - vzdy to moze byt este ovela horsie ! http://t.co/uerOzAv

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Citizens, life is too short to remove USB safely !

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Obcania, toto je moj prvy tweet priamo z prace,tak dufam ze ma nevyhodia. Pockat, ja som prezident, mna nemoze nikto vyhodit, AAAWW YEAAAH!

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Obcania, doktor z hor namiesto vecernicku. Keby som nemal zmluvu do roku 2014 tak emigrujem! http://t.co/afEJhOT

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Citizens, I could definitely call this my bucket list http://t.co/5NIFWAh

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This is how I propel myself in elliptical motions indeed ! http://t.co/lvU7ZoL

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Obcania, a potom sa cudujete ze preco nepodpisujem ziadne zakony ! http://t.co/0dQfA0t

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Citizens, here is your quote of the day: "Nobody leaves our show empty handed, so we cut off his hands" by creators of Monty Python

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Vegetarian citizens, if you eat all the vegetables, there is nothing left for the animals ! http://t.co/1lJSkgI