Ivan joyce

Noooo don't be a Republican you're so sexy aha

[Ivan joyce @Ivanjoyce4]

Every time I hear that stupid fucking tiktok voiceover say “I’m a film photographer and I..” , I huck one of my cameras into the Spokane river.

[Ivan joyce @Ivanjoyce4]

Tbh tiktok made being a photographer way too cringy and that’s why I don’t really post anymore.

[Ivan joyce @Ivanjoyce4]

Apps really need to fix the placement of the voice message function, I almost just accidentally sent a 20 second voice message of me pissing to a BMW group chat with 50 people in it :/

[Ivan joyce @Ivanjoyce4]

I am free on February 14th if anyone wants to drink four lokos and scream at god with me.

[Ivan joyce @Ivanjoyce4]

I have played forty hours of Pokémon Legends Arceus since it came out a week ago, which technically means that I am now a full time Pokémon trainer at 23, what a dream.

[Ivan joyce @Ivanjoyce4]

I’m so happy that the conservatives are burning all of their Carhartt over a vaccine mandate, now I can finally wear my Carhartt in a cool emo way in peace.

[Ivan joyce @Ivanjoyce4]

At least this means I’m still pretty I guess?

[Ivan joyce @Ivanjoyce4]

Damn, just got misgendered for the first time in a long time. Normally I’d laugh, but I literally have a full ass beard now bro wtf.

[Ivan joyce @Ivanjoyce4]

Damn okay

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I’ve thought about and … I’m not sorry for party rocking

[Ivan joyce @Ivanjoyce4]

I will NEVER apologize for party rocking.

[Ivan joyce @Ivanjoyce4]

Bro turn off the F1 Dutch gran prix race highlights you’re scaring the hoes

[Ivan joyce @Ivanjoyce4]

Dude at the vape shop asked me if I was the Pepsi guy from Facebook, It makes me so happy to know that I am still a local enigma

[Ivan joyce @Ivanjoyce4]

@aGummyShark Yo this dude drinking cow juice

[Ivan joyce @Ivanjoyce4]

Had a really bad day at work, so now I am drunk in Portland currently <3

[Ivan joyce @Ivanjoyce4]

Bring back the tumblr era dawg I miss when I could flirt with someone just by sending them pierce the veil lyrics or some shit smh

[Ivan joyce @Ivanjoyce4]

Just threw away all the empty whiteclaw cans that were beside my bed who want me

[Ivan joyce @Ivanjoyce4]

Absolutely fucking not

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

Normalize👏🏼 dating👏🏼 someone👏🏼 that👏🏼 hates👏🏼 your👏🏼 hobbies👏🏼 and👏🏼 interests 👏🏼

[Ivan joyce @Ivanjoyce4]

However if I ghosted you on any other social media that was me and I’m sorry

[Ivan joyce @Ivanjoyce4]

Holy shit I just discovered that someone stole my fb profile pic (the Pepsi one) and pretended to be me on tinder in 2018, so if you think I ghosted you on tinder, that was not me and I’m sorry, I’ve never had tinder lmao