Let me predict the content of today’s @TheDemocrats debate:
Candidate 1: I’m less white than the other disgusting white candidates.
Candidate 2: I’m a woman so I don’t suffer from toxic masculinity like the white old men up here.
Candidate 3: I’m gay so I am more qualified.
Remember. Kevin McCallister could have phoned the police at any time. He was a child who had accidentally been left alone. One call and he would have been safe. But it was never about safety. He was hunting those men. He wanted them to die. It was fun for him. He enjoyed it.
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