trawling facebook marketplace for dollhouse listings and noticed the dad from this doll family has been practicing his close up magic for the key party tonight
i did NOT notice his son's severed foot till after i'd already made this joke to my friend on whatsapp
mostly joking but i was VERY fucking annoyed when i couldn't find the exact verbatim quote of kitty's line about thicc mints in turner's birthday episode. seriously though the internet is supposed to be for this exact purpose. @RealQuincyYoung honestly though, i really love Q.
this google search pisses me off
i don't need a fucking cake recipe which u already know because, algorithms
thanks fr ruining valentine's day and if this is the cred their show gets I'm never going to be heartfelt sci fi friends with @realquincyyoung what is even the point FUCK
@nicknewt plus I always loved how unflappably the gentle spirit Richardson persisted in loving genuflection to his patron no matter how shittily Farnum berated him for worshipping antlers. who's nimble as a forest creature NOW EB?
I had one of those monkey dolls with thumb and fingers that can go in its mouth and was aghast that nobody thought monkey deserved to eat. I partially filled its head with the seeds from inside canned green beans because they were the only food that fit
2-year-old wandered away with an apple and came back empty handed. I said “Where’s your apple? Apple cores go in the trash,” and she looked at me funny and said “No, I always put my apple cores underneath.” UNDERNEATH WHAT?? I AM ALARMED.
@nicknewt I had an ERP thing last week that came to me because user was getting an error when they ran an integration. security problem they said. I pulled the system event and was like, this went through 4 people and not a single one thought to... read the error message? wrong template.
desperately needs reupholstered but for this price if i were looking for a sofa that fits the era and feel of my own adorable house i'd consider taking this one on for a project. my comment for the seller though is i'm VERY invested in knowing more about this butt collection
absolutely fucking not. you can't fucking center the design on your sloppy reupholster? or was it just so badly done that it traveled? either way i'm ashamed for you.
the seller's first name is atticus. i'm unsure why i take vague umbrage to this. got some stuff to unpack there
@parva_x hey do you get the feeling they're trying to hint he might be gay or something? cause like, he's marrying this hetero foodie who keeps talking about roast duck but then there's this tickle fight with his friend so like what's he doing with his life
ok actually
i don't hate it
and i really don't hate that slashed price tag.
i mean if i were in the market tonight for a fun vibe velvet couch that will cave in on itself in 7 to 9 years
i'm saying a little prayer that one day i will be
a. beautiful, absolutely beautiful.
b. $1500 are you fucking high this is not worthpoint lady. this is local pickup selling to randos on facebook, show some self respect
c. i'm not a fucking idiot, i see that baby in your profile pic & i know what you're about no ma'am