Ivien

Sport enthusiasts /Basketball lover / Mercedes F1 fan/ Certified Banter

[Ivien @Ivien_m]

Make Bitcoin dip reach 1k I buy am, by June e rise reach 900k. I start new life, buy one house for Eko atlantic and banana Island come become crypto mogul and write a book how I became something from nothing and win Nobel peace prize.

[Ivien @Ivien_m]

4 44

[METAVERZUZ @METAVERZUZ]

Gun to your head, name a song with a number in the title.

[Ivien @Ivien_m]

Joke wey go HARVARD 😂

[🐺 @Top_GunM]

I never knew there were this many ICAN candidates in Nigeria

See them in the comment section

Wow

ICAN is really doing a great job for Nigerian youths fr

[Ivien @Ivien_m]

Rock of ages

[𝗟𝗔𝗗£𝗛€𝗥$£𝗟𝗙 @Thebiglade]

Gun to your head name a rock.

[Ivien @Ivien_m]

Oya na, later!!

[Oluwabukola🌸 @Bukolababii]

People that don’t say “bye bye”before ending the calls,what do you say??

[Ivien @Ivien_m]

@MMiistura Drop location let see

[Ivien @Ivien_m]

Sometimes I think how I became used with the community, any post I dey bookmark am cause e dey help me wella

[DEDE! @minutesimal_]

Finance twitter is the part of twitter NG

Experienced professionals are not stingy with their knowledge and they are always ready to help

Even the new ones that just started are always willing to share updates

[Ivien @Ivien_m]

Fortunately, we're going to be that man we want to be.

[Luminous choice by FOLA @OlayemiKomolaf4]

The worst part about breakups is realizing one day he'll become the man you begged him to be, because he'll find someone that he wants to be that man for .

[Ivien @Ivien_m]

Fear of going back to the tranches

[Harlem Bellion @hartabaku]

Nigerians have mastered the art of acting poor even on payday!

[Ivien @Ivien_m]

None of them slapped me

[Oluwabukola🌸 @Bukolababii]

Don’t lie, whose slap hit harder, your mum’s or your dad’s?😭

[Ivien @Ivien_m]

Witch no dey Fzck?😂

[𝗟𝗔𝗗£𝗛€𝗥$£𝗟𝗙 @Thebiglade]

Some Men will just see you and want to fucc you, what if I'm a witch??

[Ivien @Ivien_m]

During my down period, I connected my Spotify with my mom's debit card.

[𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙻🥷🏾 @alithasimp]

Nggas be going through a lot and making sure their music app is on premium 😭

[Ivien @Ivien_m]

Extraction

[𝗟𝗔𝗗£𝗛€𝗥$£𝗟𝗙 @Thebiglade]

Dating your ex again is called what??

[Ivien @Ivien_m]

Listening to music

[﹆ @flowzki]

what is your surest coping mechanism that hasn’t made you run mad yet ?

[Ivien @Ivien_m]

Italian person

[🎀 @ztarr11]

gun to your head name an italian

[Ivien @Ivien_m]

Dem never know😂

[Ayobami A.A @Adexnelly_]

"I’ve noticed one thing about you”.
Normally plenty things still Dey wey you go still notice no panic nah😂😂

[Ivien @Ivien_m]

Love is Christ

[𝗟𝗔𝗗£𝗛€𝗥$£𝗟𝗙 @Thebiglade]

You think you are good in English? Start a sentence with “Love”

[Ivien @Ivien_m]

He wasn't opportune to do it

[lishy 💗 @lishygirl44]

Meeting a man in his 30s with no kids is honestly a huge green flag for me ✅

[Ivien @Ivien_m]

That's me!!

[Luminous choice by FOLA @OlayemiKomolaf4]

Remember, the only ex who loves you is the one who never looked for you after the breakup, who never texted you again.

[Ivien @Ivien_m]

It's never too late

[Ìléríolúwa @Ilerioluwakiye_]

Are you wearing matching pyjamas this December, or should I mind my own business?

[Ivien @Ivien_m]

When you are tired, you are confused on what to cook

[Eazykel @Eazykel_]

Being an adult is funny. You can be hungry, have food at home, and still be too tired to go and prepare it. 😭😂