Can We Bring Our Kid?

#pblogger enjoying #daysout in #Bristol & beyond ~ Navigating a social life with a #baby in tow ~ Attempting to #travel ~ Currently trying to get out the door

[Can We Bring Our Kid? @IvorsMum]

Me: How do you think we got such a good one?

Husband: Luck...

Me: You don't think it was excellent genes and good parenting?

Both: 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂

[Can We Bring Our Kid? @IvorsMum]

Forgot to close the baby gate. Ivor just walked into the living room trailing a ream of toilet roll, brandishing a toilet brush

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Ivor is in bed, thinking about his decision to get up at 5am.

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I wont let Ivor play with my purse. So now he's screaming and throwing a purple toot toot hippo violently at various household objects.

[Can We Bring Our Kid? @IvorsMum]

He is 13.5 months and hardly eating anything but bananas, baby snack foods and cream crackers. Is this normal?

Two months ago he was eating anything and everything.

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I have been a bit awol after taking on more shifts at work and going through a difficult patch with Ivors eating...

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Skyping Nana and Grandad

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Ivor's swimming classes start up again today! Yay!

[Can We Bring Our Kid? @IvorsMum]

Me: Ivor would you like to come and play blocks with Mummy?
Ivor: No I have to inspect this very important object thoroughly from all possibly angles.
(It was a spoon)

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Help wanted #books #BookRecommendations

[Can We Bring Our Kid? @IvorsMum]

Ivor where is the remote control?
Yeah
Did you move it?
Yeah
Is it behind the sofa?
Yeah
No its not where is it?
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Can you just learn to talk and tell me where it is?
Yeah
You are mocking me, child.

[Can We Bring Our Kid? @IvorsMum]

I'm not convinced Ivor ate *all* of his polenta cake...

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Ivor is being what I can only describe as a "complete and utter wanker". He is back in bed thinking about whether throwing blocks and hitting Mummy is an acdeptable way to act, even if you are tired. (Hes still screaming)

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Last night we had to eat fish fingers and chips with our hands to encourage Ivor to try his.

[Can We Bring Our Kid? @IvorsMum]

Thought Ivor might be feeling poorly. So gave him a dose of Calpol. Now he's screaming because I've put it away and wont let him have another spoonful.

[Can We Bring Our Kid? @IvorsMum]

I MUST HAVE THAT BANANA
No, you got up too early and you're cranky
I MUST HAVE THAT BANANA
How about a rice cake?
BITCH! I MUST HAVE THAT BANANA
Yogurt then.
ARE YOU AN IMBECILE! I MUST HAVE THAT BANANA
Ivor youve already had a banana
I MUST HAVE THAT BANANA

[Can We Bring Our Kid? @IvorsMum]

Just told a 12 month old i'll see him in an hour once he's "sorted his life out"

[Can We Bring Our Kid? @IvorsMum]

What's Ivor's favourite attraction at #nffp National Forest Farm Park? The gravel on the pathways...

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It was Ivor's birthday yesterday and he got lots of new toys. And right now all he wants to play with is a 49p squeaky dog toy from Wilkos.

[Can We Bring Our Kid? @IvorsMum]

Ivor did a shit. It will be known as "The Great Shit". Fathers will tell there sons the story of the Great Shit for years to come. Grown men will try to emulate the Great Shit. They never will.

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I had a baby six days later #punkrock