Cinnabon Swan

Sᴀᴠɪᴏʀ; Cᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ; Fᴏᴏᴅ Jᴜɴᴋɪᴇ ᴀɴᴅ Kɪᴄᴋᴇʀ ᴏꜰ Aꜱꜱᴇꜱ.

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

Captain Swan status loading........

That's right, she finally got that promotion.

CAPTAIN SWAN reporting for duty! 🫡

Those rookies are in for it now.

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

@SurferBlonde As long as you buy the food, y'all can have at it.

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

[laughs] No shit. It's all good though, he's still my only child thanks to that.

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

Nope, I ain't claiming it. [swats Sardine's hand] You a lie and the truth ain't in you. There is nary a gray hair on this head. And not unless you became a grandparent. I meant by the time I'm one I'll be ready to be on your level, old head.

[𝑬𝘮𝘮𝘢 @Sardonic_Swan]

Yeah you are. (Pokes at her hair.) I think I'm seeing some gray in there too. I don't even have that yet. Hang on, am I a grandSwan level now?

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

@SurferBlonde Your pockets will thank you later. I thought the same thing about Henry and I swear he eats like he's got two more people inside him.

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

........Aye I ain't that old yet. [laughs] Maybe once I'm a grandSwan I'll claim that.

[𝑬𝘮𝘮𝘢 @Sardonic_Swan]

Ahhhhhhh you're finally joining my side of life. (Wipes a fake tear.) I'm so happy.

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

@Regina_Mills213 "I had to leave the state for classified work and I wasn't allowed to tell anyone anything about it."

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

[Knocks on @Regina_Mills213's door then tucks that hand with a bouquet of red roses behind her back while a bottle of the finest wine Boston could offer was hidden in the other hand.]

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

@SurferBlonde A mini you would be a fucking hurricane. Nobody's fridge would be safe.

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

Nah, not salty. Just startin' to feel old now that I'm gettin' up there in age.

[𝑬𝘮𝘮𝘢 @Sardonic_Swan]

Hush. (Rolls her eyes playfully.) Nothing because I was hibernating too. I guess I came out a little salty this time around. For the most part? Did you come out a lil salty too?

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

@SurferBlonde You sure would bud. [snorts] And we'd all be praying that child would be a mini Petulant.

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

@SurferBlonde Oh sweet baby Jesus, I'm tryna imagine you as a parent. Poor Petulant.

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

You did it to yourself fam. Uh oh, listen at you talking saucey. What happened while I was hibernating? [chuckles] Eh, it's doing me well for the most part, I can't complain.

[𝑬𝘮𝘮𝘢 @Sardonic_Swan]

Maannn not that nickname again. (Groans.) I'll always be alive and kickin'. Someone's ass or a ball, it makes no difference to me. How's life for you?

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

And you wonder why I dubbed you Jerry. [laughs] Good to see you still kickin' old head.

[𝑬𝘮𝘮𝘢 @Sardonic_Swan]

Rocks. (New day, same dad jokes.) Nah, in all seriousness, not much.

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

@SurferBlonde Say less. I'll text you the varsity schedule once it comes out when school starts. Most games should be on a Friday night.

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

Listen, I ain't say ya name or bring you up. I've been minding my business, it's been 10 years at this point.

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

@SurferBlonde He's good. No more soccer though, or baseball. Just football. [sniffles] Starting qb for his team too.

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

That ain't the same thing! Hell I had 'desk duty' at home too. Couldn't see Henry or STQ until she was convinced that I changed.

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

[deadpans] You get on my nerves yo.

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

Us**

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

Became? Fam I've always been in law enforcement. Her ass arresting up put me on desk duty for 10 months.

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

Ha! I'm not touching that topic with a 10ft pole.

Also, I'm a police captain now. I ain't worried about her.