Ivory Dundee

Hangovers only. Dundee University Sunday League Championship runners up 2014, 4th season veterans.

[Ivory Dundee @IvoryDundeeFC]

We are also now recognised as Ivory Dundee, the greatest PS4 FIFA 17 Pro Club of all time. #JohnnyFootball

[Liam Mckelvie @LiamMckelvie]

Long road of rehab, weights, stability work and cycling football might be achievable. @IvoryToastDUSL I will hopefully be back! #ivory

[Ivory Dundee @IvoryDundeeFC]

After some inactivity we have returned to let all fellow Toasties know... we are top of the league at Christmas. #TellAllTheCubsYouKnow

[Ivory Dundee @IvoryDundeeFC]

Ivory Toast 5 Dundee Uni 0 #Cupset

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Ivory Toast 2014/15 player of the year was awarded last night to.. our not so tall, not so handsome (fake) Frenchman, Mark Goddard.

[Ivory Dundee @IvoryDundeeFC]

And finally, the Toast are disappointed by the news that @corder130 missed out on selection for the England squad today. #HeSpikesWhoHeWants

[Ivory Dundee @IvoryDundeeFC]

Disappointingly, Toast were relegated from the DUSL Premiership last Sunday. 2015 will see us back in the Championship under a new regime.

[Ivory Dundee @IvoryDundeeFC]

Belated birthday wishes go out to @MartySmith91 & @Kane44Campbell this week. #SexySocialism

[Ivory Dundee @IvoryDundeeFC]

Must win game this Sunday as Toast take on fiercest rivals Cubs at home aka Riverside. 10.30 kick off. #IfSheDontCumTickleHerBum

[Ivory Dundee @IvoryDundeeFC]

Toast lost this Sunday past against last years champions Borussia Teeth, 6-3 final score. Goals from Christian Langford & Tom Corder x2.

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Michael "Helmet" Hill has been suspended from Ivory Toast duty pending further investigation. #JeSuisAdamJohnson

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Also, there is a happy belated birthday to the captain of our ship. @corder130 hope he is hungover as fuck today and spews on his boots.

[Ivory Dundee @IvoryDundeeFC]

Quick update all things Toast. Lost 6-3 and 2-3 in recent weeks. Hoping to pick up our first win of this season against Borussia Teeth today

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We would like to congratulate @YayaToure & the rest of the Ivory Coast team on their African Cup of Nations victory. Inspiring stuff. #Ivory

[Ivory Dundee @IvoryDundeeFC]

Disaterous debut for Toast in the Premiership as injuries & absences took toll, eventually losing 8-2 to KFC. Goals were an OG & Marty Smith

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@YayaToure All the best to our own tall handsome Frenchman Herve Renard & the rest of the team in your quest to win a 2nd African Cup #Ivory

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This weekend we take on KFC Eindhoven in our first ever foray into Premiership football. Kick off? 12 @ DISC. #IfSheDontCumTickleHerBum

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Breaking News: @LiamMckelvie will miss the entire "session" through injury, however will unfortunately continue his role as team mouthpiece.

[Ivory Dundee @IvoryDundeeFC]

A last ditch bid has been made to sign Ched Evans for Les Elephants. #DeadlineDay #JeSuisChedEvans

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Toast drew 3-3 against Cubs in yesterdays friendly. Goals - "Helmet" Hill, Mark Goddard & Marty Smith... in other news, Keg is still a cunt.