BREAKING: Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment
was talking to my therapist today about my time in boston and my impending move to seattle and said "yeah i came here for college then it kinda feels like i got the green top" to which she said "what?" and then i had to explain this meme to her
Stalin tenía un búnker con un billón de gatos búhos para dárselos a todos los camaradas tras la victoria de la guerra fría. Una pena que ganarán los malos (estados Unidos) y destruyeran todos los gatos-búhos
Instagram is actually so funny because someone with a loving family and friends will comment the most unhinged stuff under the most unhinged reel with their full legal name and address for everyone to see