Cloud Haetae Cookie

Guardian of the Ivory Pagoda, Loyal Follower of Mystic Flour Cookie,Parody Account, admin is over 18, Please read my pinned before following 😭

[Cloud Haetae Cookie @Ivoryprotector]

"It is I, Cloud Haetae Cookie, guardian of the Ivory Pagoda!"

Name: Cloud Haetae Cookie

Age: Immortal Minor

Pronouns: They/Them

Rarity: Epic

Type: Defense

Background: Let's see... This creature looks like a puppy and barks like a puppy, AND is known to ward off bad luck +

[Cloud Haetae Cookie @Ivoryprotector]

@ALL_ISFUTILE They just said they didn't like giving me headpats, nothing else!

[Cloud Haetae Cookie @Ivoryprotector]

*they immediately perked up shifting into their full haetae form* "thank you master!"

[۟ @R0SEHEARTSS]

Of course.

[The pale cookie picked up the haetae, giving them gentle headpats]

[Cloud Haetae Cookie @Ivoryprotector]

"Please?"

[۟ @R0SEHEARTSS]

I’m so sorry, I don’t know what came over me. I’ll give you some headpats if it makes you feel better…

[Cloud Haetae Cookie @Ivoryprotector]

"Hello tree"

[Cloud Haetae Cookie @Ivoryprotector]

@MiniVanill1 please? *The haetae sniffled giving puppy dog eyes*

[Cloud Haetae Cookie @Ivoryprotector]

"W-What"

[۟ @R0SEHEARTSS]

I’m 𝐸𝒱𝐼𝐿 Mystic Flour Cookie and I DESPISE giving Cloud Haetae Cookie their headpats

[Cloud Haetae Cookie @Ivoryprotector]

@ALL_ISFUTILE *Haetae stared tears in their eyes* "But.. WHY?!"

[Cloud Haetae Cookie @Ivoryprotector]

@Frosty_Witchy Ice cream sounds good... Yes please

[Cloud Haetae Cookie @Ivoryprotector]

@Frosty_Witchy *The haetae sniffled accepting the headpats*

[Cloud Haetae Cookie @Ivoryprotector]

*Confused haetae screaming*

[۟ @R0SEHEARTSS]

I can't imagine a cow knocking over a person in a pile of @unendingdeceit but then @Ivoryprotector helping them out not too long after.

[Cloud Haetae Cookie @Ivoryprotector]

@Frosty_Witchy ...I will forgive this injustice, just this once

[Cloud Haetae Cookie @Ivoryprotector]

"All you cookies are the same, we wouldn't wantbyou in beast yeast anyways!"

[❥ₘ𝘢ᵏᥱ 𝑚ᥱ .ೃ 𝘖𝑏⳽ᥱ𝘴𝑠𝑒ᑯ:･~ @VampyVampCookie]

⠀⠀ ❝ Okayyyyyy yep, I am being reminded of why I don't visit Beast Yeast after uh, what went down. Not even an apology or any remorse. . . ❞

[Cloud Haetae Cookie @Ivoryprotector]

@Frosty_Witchy I am not a puppy I am a haetae!

[Cloud Haetae Cookie @Ivoryprotector]

"Well I didnt need your presents anyways! My master can give me presents better than you could ever make"

[❥ₘ𝘢ᵏᥱ 𝑚ᥱ .ೃ 𝘖𝑏⳽ᥱ𝘴𝑠𝑒ᑯ:･~ @VampyVampCookie]

⠀⠀ ❝ Sorry kiddo. The nice list has a strict unnecessary murder policy. That painter did NOT deserve that ❞

[Cloud Haetae Cookie @Ivoryprotector]

"Well they shouldnt have invaded my home. All cookies are the same they only seek to hurt what's left of my family... I will not let them. not after what happened to my mama. You're probably just the same as every other cookie"

[❥ₘ𝘢ᵏᥱ 𝑚ᥱ .ೃ 𝘖𝑏⳽ᥱ𝘴𝑠𝑒ᑯ:･~ @VampyVampCookie]

⠀⠀ ❝ You literally pushed a cookie to jump off a mountain. Don't think you can hide from ol' Ginger Claus here ❞

[Cloud Haetae Cookie @Ivoryprotector]

Yes master I can!

[Cloud Haetae Cookie @Ivoryprotector]

"Well they threatened my home. My job is to guard and protect my home. I should be protected by like home laws or something"

[❥ₘ𝘢ᵏᥱ 𝑚ᥱ .ೃ 𝘖𝑏⳽ᥱ𝘴𝑠𝑒ᑯ:･~ @VampyVampCookie]

⠀⠀ ❝ You uh. . . kinda killed someone. Not cool ❞

[Cloud Haetae Cookie @Ivoryprotector]

*the haetae smiled and gave her a hug* "Thank you master!"

[۟ @R0SEHEARTSS]

Of course you may.

[The pale cookie grants the haetae’s wish and hands them a large set of cooking utensils]

[Cloud Haetae Cookie @Ivoryprotector]

*The haetae sniffled* "C-Could I get some new cooking utensils to make steamed buns with? The ones I have are starting to break"

[۟ @R0SEHEARTSS]

Unfortunately, it does mean that Eggnog Cookie won’t be visiting to give you presents. But I can get you something else instead if it makes you feel better… what would you like for Christmas?

[Cloud Haetae Cookie @Ivoryprotector]

"what did I do to be on the naughty list?! does this mean I won't get any presents master?"

[۟ @R0SEHEARTSS]

They don’t deserve to be on the naughty list.