IvyDeanne™

👻: ivycarl

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

remember ladies, you never have to feel bad about guys buying you drinks!! there’s a wage gap they can afford it!!

[IvyDeanne™ @IvyDeanne]

Of course #GoodToBeAlive #AndyGrammerTODAY

[IvyDeanne™ @IvyDeanne]

Found these in my @McDonalds soda cup today. Gross!!!

[IvyDeanne™ @IvyDeanne]

Well #instagramdown is trending so I guess it’s not just me 🤦🏽‍♀️😂

[IvyDeanne™ @IvyDeanne]

Is Instagram not working or is it just me? 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Cal. @CRomero3]

Me when my friends need to vent to me.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

oh don’t mind me. i just love you

[IvyDeanne™ @IvyDeanne]

@kmvarneyy This is so weird!! 🙈

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

BIG BIG @PEPSI COMMERCIAL!

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i just found out. that not everything is about me. and i’m devastated. to say the least

[IvyDeanne™ @IvyDeanne]

@amininni4 Honestly you didn’t even need to say the state and I could have guessed it. 😂😂

[Jenn Ellis | 🔜 #GenCon @jellispants]

Every year our aunt in Maine sends us little handmade chocolate lobsters. This year they are soap. Guess how I found out? 🦞 🧼 👄

[IvyDeanne™ @IvyDeanne]

Cooper met Santa today! Paws crossed he gets his list right 🎄❤️

[IvyDeanne™ @IvyDeanne]

@senecabrooke Honestly I can’t stop looking at him long enough to even hear his voice 😇😂😍

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

THE GARAGE DOOR IS OPENING. THE HUMAN IS HOME. THE WEEKEND HAS BEGUN. PLEASE HELP. I CAN’T STOP SPINNING

[John Legend @johnlegend]

Hahahahaha perfect

[IvyDeanne™ @IvyDeanne]

Never felt so old until I read this.. 👵🏼 cop or grandma?

[Clodakiss 💋 @Clodakiss]

If you pronounce the "D" in wildin, you're deadass a cop.

[hey alexa, @AyeJay_15]

Me, waitressing: “Is there anything else I can get for you guys?

Middle aged white man’s brain:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it

Middle aged white man: “Yeah, a million dollars!”