Ivy

Follow me if you want to observe my awesome life. I will either follow you back or bite your ankle.

#givemefood

[Ivy @Ivy_Bulldog]

The world needs more love, less hate. Mostly more bacon.

I like bacon.

#allyourbaconarebelongtous

[Ivy @Ivy_Bulldog]

#ChristmasMusicMakesMe

Do the laundry.

Don't ask me why, I have no idea.

My Dad won't even let me use the washer anyway.

#givemefood

[Ivy @Ivy_Bulldog]

#SaturdayMotivation

Everyone today should try and accomplish two things.

1. Tell a friend you love them

2. Take a nap

I'm already done and I didn't even stop to have a snack

#givemefood

[Ivy @Ivy_Bulldog]

#OddThingsOnMyChristmasList

1. Baked ham

2. Smoked ham

3. Roasted ham

4. Fried ham

5. Ham with ham

6. A side of ham

7. Ham

8. A chew toy that looks like Denzel Washington because he's awesome

#givemefood

[Ivy @Ivy_Bulldog]

#MakesMeWantToHide

That weird thing coming from up above. These other dogs can't see it, but it's not sneaking up on me!

Also spiders.

#givemefood

[Ivy @Ivy_Bulldog]

#BlackFriday

All I want for Christmas is a safe, happy place for me to live, and the same for these other two dogs...I guess.

My Dad likes me best though, i know it.

Maybe give me some of their food in my stocking. That one dog is looking a little fat.

#givemefood

[Ivy @Ivy_Bulldog]

#SocialMediaSideEffects

Makes me sleepy if I tweet too much.

Also if I walk too much.

Or eat too much.

Or if I breathe.

#givemefood

[Ivy @Ivy_Bulldog]

#ThereWasABigBangWhen

These dogs that live in my house tried to get my food. I had to rough 'em up a bit. Even threatened to pee on them.

I believe it's all sorted now.

#givemefood

[Ivy @Ivy_Bulldog]

#WhatMusicTaughtUs

Who let the dogs out.

Actually, it merely posed the question.

I know who let us out, however. But my Dad says loose lips sink ships so I'll keep this on the down low.

Unless you give me food.

#givemefood

[Ivy @Ivy_Bulldog]

#KingsHawaiian

My Dad loves these "bad boys" as he calls them, yet won't give me any. He says that aren't for lil' kids like me.

Hey, @KingsHawaiian, where is the justice in that?

Seriously.

#givemefood

[Ivy @Ivy_Bulldog]

@DaBulldo I like blankets. My Dad tells me not to chew on them, but what does he know.

[Ivy @Ivy_Bulldog]

#IMHOcouldAlsoStandFor

I
Must
Hug
Others

#givemefood

[Ivy @Ivy_Bulldog]

#WaysToRuinThanksgiving

Do not give Turkey to your beloved dog.

Also, do not give ham to your beloved dog.

That Thanksgiving would suck!

#givemefood

[Ivy @Ivy_Bulldog]

#TakeAQuoteShopping

Four score and seven years ago, I got in line to be checked out.

And then I slept.

#givemefood

[Ivy @Ivy_Bulldog]

#OddThingsToFindInYourBackyard

A green bowl.

Especially since no one put food in it for me.

Wtf?!?

#givemefood

[Ivy @Ivy_Bulldog]

@SIDDYDOG417 @Lil_Fen @Catsemail Thank you so much!
It's my bedtime now though.

[Ivy @Ivy_Bulldog]

@Lil_Fen @Catsemail Thanks!

[Ivy @Ivy_Bulldog]

#IMHOcouldAlsoStandFor

I
Must
Have
Omelets!

#givemefood

[Ivy @Ivy_Bulldog]

#SaidAtThe1stThanksgiving

Pass me the turkey.

No, I mean pass the turkey to me so I can eat it. I have no idea what was said.

I just want to eat the turkey.

#givemefood

[Ivy @Ivy_Bulldog]

#ShakespeareSunday

Thou callest me a dog before thou hast cause. But since I am a dog, beware my fangs.

William Shakespeare,
The Merchant of Venice

#givemefood